Matthew Dunsmore

24, give me food.

[Matthew Dunsmore @scotsman151]

@beth53948133 worst thing ever.

[Matthew Dunsmore @scotsman151]

America felt Brexit was too tame.
Now they have gone and out Brexited Brexit.
2016 the year of Brexception.
And disappointment.
#Murica

[Matthew Dunsmore @scotsman151]

@Connor_Costello badumdum tish!

[Matthew Dunsmore @scotsman151]

@WeeWingLi I would prefer Dr I. Sadick.

[Matthew Dunsmore @scotsman151]

@WeeWingLi this status is surreal. There. Done.
Thank me later.

[Matthew Dunsmore @scotsman151]

Me: 'Darcie would you like food?'
Darcie: 'Makes sound that sounds like yes.'
Me: Gets food.
Darcie: Hits bowl out my hand. Plays with mess.

[Matthew Dunsmore @scotsman151]

Yer Auld Da's Sunday Colettes. @beth53948133
#yerauldda

[Dungeons And Donalds @DungeonsDonald]

Crooked Hillary is flooding the dungeons with made up monsters - all designed by her bosses at @Wizards_DnD! Unfair!

[Dungeons And Donalds @DungeonsDonald]

I am promising you a new legacy for D&D. We're going to create a new Faerûn fantasy! Thank you, HAROLD! #MDnDGA #DnD

[Dungeons And Donalds @DungeonsDonald]

The players will pay for the snacks. 100%. They don't know it yet, but they're going to pay for the snacks. #ImTheDM

[Matthew Dunsmore @scotsman151]

Aunty Donna.

[Dungeons And Donalds @DungeonsDonald]

.@HillaryClinton has bad judgment and is unfit to serve as #DungeonMaster. In three sentences.

[Matthew Dunsmore @scotsman151]

Sam - 'The heart wants what the heart wants, but fuck that mate!'
On the topic of Hiddleston and Tayz Swift.
#taylorgate

[Matthew Dunsmore @scotsman151]

@DeeJ_BNG zffffrtTRR4TA5QÀTÀTYYAYFYTY555QTY5YTA

[lil zam @samueldapanda]

Darcie was terrified of her own face because of this snapchat filter. 😂

[lil zam @samueldapanda]

The person formerly known as alive AHAHAHA

[Matthew Dunsmore @scotsman151]

I feel that a Twirl is a Galaxy Ripples cheaper sluttier sister. #cadbury #chocolate #bothstilltastythough

[Matthew Dunsmore @scotsman151]

KAW KAW - on that Hawkmoon hype.
#destiny #xur

[Matthew Dunsmore @scotsman151]

Finally my thorn bounty can be completed, it was sitting there depressing me.
#Destiny #exoticbounty #update2.0 #imsothorny

[Matthew Dunsmore @scotsman151]

Works magic when nothing works. #needbettersystems