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I love Superman and Superboy entirely too much and I will talk about them non fucking stop
racists/homophobes/proshippers fuck off
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@AngelinaReagan7 So no lmao

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@FakeNightskin Imagine not showing up for work on top of constantly taking weeks off and making 6 figures instead of being fired

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@Aydengha Oh so we’re just being racist to a literal infant now… you mfs need therapy

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@FoxNews Can I have his job I promise I won’t jeopardize the entire company’s safety for some ass

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@Super_HunTTer And then he meets Conner and goes “actually nvm” lmaoo this is cute tho poor guy

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Future me pls learn how to draw and animate so you can make a show about Lois getting Clark pregnant thanks

[caneta mordida da lois @cloisuper]

Superman e Lois Lane virando domínio público em 2034 e quero acreditar que podem existir almas boas irão fazer projetos legais com eles seja em audiovisual ou literária 😭

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@orangesmario4 @KDBellerose Clark doesn’t need Lex for the sibling angle Clark already has a bunch of little asshole siblings Clark needs a boyfriend who betrayed him angle make Lex gay again

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@Silverjojo08 @KDBellerose Clark and Conner are canonically siblings Clark and Kara is debatable

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@KDBellerose Yeah it feels like they didn’t wanna the accidental gay implications so they tried to lean hard into the “scar and mufasa” trope which… eh whatever it’s just kinda an odd thing I noticed the fake sibling getting more development than Clark’s actual siblings lmaoo

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@KDBellerose Which makes it even weirder bc Conner is canonically his sibling right now… like they keep going back and spending so much time on doing the “betrayed brother” angle with Lex but then they do no development with his actual brother

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@KDBellerose You know I never understood the obsession with giving Clark a sibling through Lex when both Kara and Conner are right there like I know you wouldn’t be able to use them while Clark is still a kid but the “Clex brothers” thing bleeds into their adulthood as well…?

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@TimDrakeLabubu_ They’re so gay smh

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@ProfofEvil @dalton_strange3 I still can’t believe their solution to “Clark is kinda flat in this show” was “let’s give him kids and have him marry Lois 5 minutes into his career!” 😭

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@Untimelyreload @sambutwithbooks Goodnight, Goodnight Construction Site, Diary of a Wimpy Kid is still going, Sunrise on the Reaping is a Hunger Games prequel focused on Haymitch, a male protagonist, the entire SuperSons series… I fear yall are making up shit to get mad at

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Superman just abandoned his two adopted children lmaoo

[Superman Homepage @SupermanHomepge]

#DidYouKnow November 9 is #WorldAdoptionDay.

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@timkonic Mind you this mf in the show was a fucking genius 😭

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@HankDesmondPhD How exactly are you supposed to prove the non existence of something…?

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@BladeOfTheFates @xena_lvr That’s the lesbian flag? I thought that was the American flag and they were being hella patriotic 😪

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@THEBATMAN2028 I think most of them are gonna end up disappearing entirely. They’re boring af. Most of them are incredibly replaceable. There’s only so many times you can do “these heroes have bio kids that are also heroes and go on adventures”.

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@THEBATMAN2028 And yes I’m absolutely including Jon in this. He wasn’t even a particularly good character pre age up and had no business being in a costume. He was literally only Superboy out of plot convenience and bc biology which is horrifically anti Superman.

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@THEBATMAN2028 This whole obsession with biological children being just mini clones of their parents fr needs to end. The Justice League never should’ve been treated like a company where nepotism gets you free access anyway and most of these kids aren’t even good copies of their parents. 😭