ScottyB

[ScottyB @scttbn]

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(@berbsnicole eats good. REALLY good. Grocery shopping done, with nearly a 40% savings rate. Undies laundered. Yard looks nice too.)

[Fox & Friends First @FoxFriendsFirst]

STAY-AT-HOME BOYFRIENDS: As Of Early 2026 Women Hold More Payroll Jobs Than Men In The U.S. Turning The Stay-At-Home Boyfriend Into An Economic Trend.
Gen Z Influencer Maggie Anders Joined F&F First This Morning To React!

[ScottyB @scttbn]

@mjknepper 🤔

[NIH @NIH]

Ivermectin, a macrocyclic lactone discovered in the mid-1970’s, plays a critical role in the treatment of a wide range of parasitic diseases in humans as well as in veterinary practice. Over the past decade, researchers have explored repurposing this molecule as an anticancer agent following the 2015 Nobel Prize in Medicine for the discovery of ivermectin by a researcher who pioneered the concept of looking for uses beyond antibiotics for biological activity in microorganisms. @theNCI is currently funding intramural research for this purpose.

[ScottyB @scttbn]

First off, "GPS" doesn't provide anything beyond location via trilateration. So GPS cannot be "to blame". The companies you're trying to pin blame on are "navigation software" providers.

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@Newstalk1037fm This article is nonsensical:
https://t.co/BWhqzbbh5G

[ScottyB @scttbn]

My guess: what is REALLY happening is you're measuring your paper in metric… then converting to Imperial for the packaging, with rounding errors…
96.5mm, rounding up -> 9.7cm / (2.54 cm/in) = 3.81889in, rounding up to 3.82.
Only that is wrong:
96.5mm / (25.4 mm/in) = 3.799in

[ScottyB @scttbn]

@cottonelle Why does the (total) Sq. Ft. on your packaging not match [Number of Rolls * (SheetsPerRoll * (4” x 3.82”)) / (144sqin/1sqft))]?

Makes it difficult to do accurate unit-pricing comparisons.

Either the sheet size is wrong, or the total sqft is.

[ScottyB @scttbn]

I'd give you benefit of the doubt that you're not counting the first sheet (which usually gets ripped trying to 'open' the roll… and the last sheet, which usually gets goofed because it's adhered to the cardboard roll… but… then you're still fibbing about sheet count per roll.

[ScottyB @scttbn]

@SnazzyLabs Heh… I have a battery-less Roku remote for my 2yo niece… and have her convinced it requires two remotes to make things happen on the TV. It’s the first thing she grabs when she walks in the door, and she’ll even bring me ‘my’ remote. (‘Bluey’ is, apparently, toddler-crack.)

[ScottyB @scttbn]

I think Krystal Ball's insanity has leaked out onto Saagar.

I wonder how dark it was at 6am? 7am? 5am? Did it somehow get DARKER as the morning progressed from 'nighttime'??

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

It was comically dark outside this morning

Reminder that psychotic people want it to be that dark at 8am in a few months

[ScottyB @scttbn]

@XfinitySupport In no way do you need my account details to troubleshoot this. It’s obvious: what is the timeout on the Comcast login flow?? It isn’t 15 minutes. But codes are ‘good’ for 15 minutes. Broken.

[ScottyB @scttbn]

@xfinitysupport Are you folks even AWARE that your 2FA email codes are taking longer to get sent than what your login page timeout is set to?
The page says codes are good for 15 minutes, they're taking 11–12 minutes to send, and page takes the code and redirects back to start. 🤦‍♂️

[ScottyB @scttbn]

Saying for over a decade that we—We The People—need to bring back unlicensed ‘open carry’, nationwide, Constitutionally 2A-protected.
Firmly believe The People are close to a rebellious ‘preference cascade’, We have had enough… clearly our own security is our own responsibility.

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@berbsnicole Did that Gator just eat 'love' and poop a football??

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@SenMastriano Why isn’t Pennsylvania on this list?
https://t.co/JpbTAuemok

[ScottyB @scttbn]

@berbsnicole How about watching/listening along to some interesting podcasts with the guy in the room right there? A LOT more interesting stuff than bad vamp-rom-hist-fict!

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@berbsnicole Since you’re not Christian, I’d argue it is never acceptable.

You should have bought #Santanalia 🎅 decorations. Get with the program, Berbs.

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@berbsnicole Was PERFECT.