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[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Everybody tryna see if Rihanna pregnant again

[jugo de mangooo @seablanketmusic]

Honestly lmao same

[GL @gldivittorio]

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

what if we jus jumped the government n beat they ass then what

[jugo de mangooo @seablanketmusic]

A carton of eggs costs more than the federal minimum wage.

[skateboard fee @shutupuhfeeya]

yall moms used to send yall to the store for calling cards ? 😭

[jugo de mangooo @seablanketmusic]

@psapapi Love this for you ♥️ but which gym tho 👀

[(they/them) @1N1KO]

I called my dad to tell him about being genderless and how I came to this conclusion about myself and he said “I am blessed to have children who’s existence stretches beyond this realm” and I just want to say that if a 60 year old Jamaican Rastafarian can get it, so can you

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

and is his potential in the room with us right now?

[jugo de mangooo @seablanketmusic]

Insanity.

[Russell Lewis @rdlewis]

NPR can confirm the death of longtime soccer sportswriter Grant Wahl (@GrantWahl). He died today in Doha, Qatar while covering the Argentina-Netherlands World Cup quarterfinal. Story to come.

[☻ javi˚✧₊❝᷀ົཽ♪ @imyjavi]

u are white ur not “FINNA” NOTHING

[Lyft @lyft]

Call her a Lyft or Pete Davidson will

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

Online Payments: "Your Payment was Received, Thank You."

Black People: *ScreenShot*

[alex @joysprick]

it can be 72 degrees or it can be dark at 5pm. both at the same time is making me feel extra deranged

[🕸️ @smoovedarkskin]

How did ONE hour make it go from dark at 9pm to dark at 6pm……somebody lying 🤣

[Kayleyyy🤪 @Kayleyyy_G]

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

If you show frustration or anger through: sighing, giving the silent treatment, or making sarcastic comments—this is a passive aggressive communication style.

You might say “I’m fine” when asked if you’re upset.

Here’s why 🧵:

[Romel ✌🏽 @YoungOldMan_]

As of October 11th, you can renew your US passport online.

just a heads up

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

2-year-old wandered away with an apple and came back empty handed. I said “Where’s your apple? Apple cores go in the trash,” and she looked at me funny and said “No, I always put my apple cores underneath.” UNDERNEATH WHAT?? I AM ALARMED.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Hey, I tried to parallel park into a spot and goosed it twice so I'm just gonna go home. Enjoy brunch though, I'll catch you next week.