sebastian

Grammy Winner | Ex-HeyTea Owner (Acquired)
Building BillBoss ($145k+ split)
Founder Eclipse (#1 entertainment clipping)
Work with us 👇

[sebastian @seeeeeeebe]

4,000 clippers in my community

I love you all ❤️

So blessed to hit this milestone

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@daniyelmur 🐐

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@jumpdesktop When will this update be live?

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just submitted my clipping company to yc.

you never win if you never try

how bad do you want it?

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@BreejeAnadkat Who is getting their otp wrong 😭✌️

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@DreamTeamMobile They came out perfect

Waiting on review from Apple now~

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Definitely do NOT use /goal in Claude Code for your App Store screenshots…

It's not like it one-shot mine in 1 prompt

Here's the prompt if you hate saving time 👇

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Hot take: Wispr + pocket > granola

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At first I thought my mom left this review

Then I saw the username 😭

Love my clippers ❤️

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moonshots only if ykyk

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Bloom bootstrapped to $175M a year in 4 years

Then the energy cans did $8M in the first 6 months

Now the cans are 3x bigger than the business that made them famous

I might be glazing but Greg Lav is a GOAT

I only drink bloom now

Anyways here's my fridge

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Why the mascot wins:

- streak guilt comes from a character, not a push notification
- onboarding feels like a chat, not paperwork
- every meme about him is free distribution

Proof is in the pudding.

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Duolingo:
- 58.7M daily users
- 12.7M paid subs
- 0 people I know who are fluent

It’s all Larp.
That owl is carrying everything.

So my app is about get one too 👇

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@mathiasvrb Haha yessir let’s get you paid

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@LeeWyattCorp Thank you brotha

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@GoldilocksOrbit That's the secret. Mismatched numbers kill trust instantly

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@Joshua_WD Worst part of shipping until /goal 🤣

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@marclou

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@screenshotfirst True. Frame 1 is the goat

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@aiedge_ Claude Code is undefeated lmao

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@eglitisX You can one shot with Claude btw