Scotty Pods

there is no greater thrill than having a fully functional excel spreadsheet for your dynasty baseball team. space lawyer.

[Scotty Pods @seinfeldologist]

Twitter reacting to John Mulaney dating Olivia Munn

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@TXHoldNeverFold @Branchtana001 @SassyHarbaugh Yep. You'll be happy to know that no one will go to jail over Michigan's extensive cheating operation. That's why major organizations have a set of bylaws in place and then corresponding penalties for violations of those bylaws. You'll find out about those soon enough.

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@TKuddi @JJeffrey100 @MichiganPodcast Not sure if you're being disingenuous or just that much of a dip. Por que no los dos, I suppose.

[the red cedar tweeter @AcctKyle]

Michigan coming out like this tomorrow to honor Connor Stallions

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@ChiSoxFanMike @danny2murray I think Eder gets a cup of coffee at the end of the year. He was one of my favorite pitching prospects before TJ, I hope he can bounce back after a regular off-season.

[BullsKickAss @Bullskickass]

@DailyLoud MJ helping another Pippen get a ring again.

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@Deebogotgame @theporshaedmun @DroSports @UnstoppableEli Yeah I forgot about that USC player who flexed a watch and then his teammate calling everyone who didn't like it poor. It's not the celebrating that people don't like, it's how he did it and then how everyone responded. You can admit it was dumb, it's okay.

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This is a headache inducing tweet. You can do things however you want, but lashing out and belittling people won't stop the criticism. If you want this to be your persona, fine, but don't be soft if someone mocks it. This whole team is making a Cinderella story easy to hate.

[Deion Sanders Jr @DeionSandersJr]

It was UGLY, but Good Win.

& keep flexing! These bitch made people on here get so mad at a young king for shining. We don’t do stuff your way, we do it our way.

& Hating on a young man shining is lil money behavior

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@huevospicantes1 @mikie1135 @drewangevine @crimsonquarry The Pat fan club doesn't consider alternative positions. It's a requirement to join.

[Scotty Pods @seinfeldologist]

@drewangevine @crimsonquarry His defenders are as annoying as Elon's. You guys jump to defend everything he does and make wild assumptions about anyone who won't get down on their knees for him. These dumb ass tweets could be a sociology lesson.

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@RedditCFB Flexing a watch to the student section is just weird. Point to the scoreboard, flip them off, whatever, but this just make Shedeur look like an immature ass. And he's not talented enough to pull that off.

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

The Marlins are in. The Cubs are out. 92% chance for Chicago on Sept. 6, according to FanGraphs, to 0.

[Scotty Pods @seinfeldologist]

@Boog_cheesewizz @ChiSoxFanMike @TheUGABears Might want to watch who you're calling a poverty team, Cubs aren't exactly a powerhouse. Both have three world series, Cubs have more pennants but if that's what you're hanging your hat on then you're reaching. Enjoy the off-season, ours both start very soon!

[Scotty Pods @seinfeldologist]

This might be the most embarrassing post yet. I'm not sure anyone that wealthy has ever cared so much about what people say about him, aside from Trump of course.

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@Tropicalretiree @Brandonstheguy @GriffJenkins @elonmusk @RepTonyGonzales @FoxNews 🤡

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@lizardbreakfast @johncusack Maybe just stick with the shitty movie pictures from now on. They don't make any more sense than whatever you just said, but I'm not sure we should set the bar too high for you.

[Scotty Pods @seinfeldologist]

@MikeKerschner @njhochman @kylenabecker Easy to stand out when your position changes on a whim and you have no idea what you're talking about or record that people can compare to your current stance. He's a less charismatic Trump with none of the political acumen.

[Scotty Pods @seinfeldologist]

This guy was wearing the nicest green blazer at a wedding I went to years ago. Finally got drunk enough to inquire about it, only to be too drunk to remember where he said he got it. I think about that blazer every week.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Question for men:

I recently found out that some men think about cool jackets at least once a day. Like a jacket they once saw. Or a jacket they desire. Or how if they owned a specific jacket, they would wear it to this nice little thing.

Menfolk, do you all do this?

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@OKWildlifeDept @joshschneider What if you just want to let the bear pet you? Is that okay?