Michael Butt Penis

terminally silly & anti-Israel | 25

[Michael Butt Penis @sekojalobe]

Spent the last 3 days in a psych ward, got back, opened twitter, and immediately missed being in the psych ward. Happy Thursday, everyone.

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

This October 7, let’s remember the victims. The 40 beheaded babies. The babies cooked in the microwave. The lady who had her tits cut off and kicked around like a hacky sack. Those were all real, and if you question them we’ll get you fired.

[Michael Butt Penis @sekojalobe]

@applecheekced @thatgalgrass It’s actually slam

[Michael Butt Penis @sekojalobe]

@eternalcrux Give the rockets some credit man

[Michael Butt Penis @sekojalobe]

@lana2tomo Here they have a small enthusiast community! Very cool car!

[Michael Butt Penis @sekojalobe]

@facetedcarapace Followed. More guys please.

[m0ppu @myluckymop]

It’s still sooooo insane to me that I bought Minecraft in 2009 and had an account for over a decade, but some wack-ass account migration happened and I missed my window to manually port my account (which I have to do WHY?) so now I just don’t have a Minecraft account anymore

[Michael Butt Penis @sekojalobe]

@tofeelhealed It inspired us to go to Wendy’s and they fucked up our order AND double charged us

[Michael Butt Penis @sekojalobe]

@madison_tayt “Covidtelpro” is fucking awesome lmao

[Michael Butt Penis @sekojalobe]

@Monogrammaton @comradedykepop @hellspatisserie If that’s what puts their life in danger I would assume they would avoid it

[Michael Butt Penis @sekojalobe]

Can’t we all just get along

[Michael Butt Penis @sekojalobe]

@chaitrovert @comradedykepop @hellspatisserie Because it’s a dangerous environment for them. Self-preservation, y’know?

[Michael Butt Penis @sekojalobe]

@comradedykepop @hellspatisserie Why would an immunocompromised person be in crowded indoor spaces

[cheyenne 🦋 @reddskyy_]

taps the sign

[el pendejo 🇨🇺🇪🇸 @danker_hank]

Wait a second... no one's wearing KN-95s in this lesbian bar!

HA! Enjoy your super spreader event, ladies...

[Michael Butt Penis @sekojalobe]

@maoreidong Im the bad guy, I’m a savage
I’m a retard, I’m a faggot

[Michael Butt Penis @sekojalobe]

@dsxf234161 Only if you’re talking about donut holes

[Michael Butt Penis @sekojalobe]

@cleaming_ Came across this today

[Michael Butt Penis @sekojalobe]

@r0berto_new_6 China already won both of those, unfortunately