Jacob Sempler

Creative Director. Former child. Showers naked. Previously: SF, NYC & London.

[Jacob Sempler @sempler]

Look up, people! Traffic sign for 2015, made by me & @tiismann.

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@ArjenHarris My hero!

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@ArjenHarris Hero

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@rehatttt Sign me up!

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@LinusEkenstam AI

[justin matthew @famousboyfriend]

tweet of the year

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@ProductHunt Musk, by Musk.

https://t.co/okRd1qoIdp

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@elonmusk Finally! We’ve been waiting. https://t.co/k3wQne6hTN

[Amber Dawn @contemplatonist]

thanks google

[childish branzino @absflora]

timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

[Andy Field @andyfieldhello]

"this has really ruined Maroon 5 for me" - me in 2002 hearing Maroon 5 for the first time

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

was the person who invented the ladder trying to go up or down

[pj @pjayevans]

(Getting my haircut) I’m doing weird stuff with my hands in the cape you provided me

[Lewis 🇺🇸 @ctjlewis]

La Crosse County, WI is a truly psychedelic place. this is a murder trial by the way

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Hot air balloons kick ass. Are they safe? Not really. Can you stop if you don't like it? Think again. BUT can you steer? Listen don't bring that negative energy into this wicker basket ok I'm gonna light this flamethrower.

[Carol Roth @caroljsroth]

-There will be no inflation
-Inflation is transitory
-Inflation is good for you
-Inflation only hurts the rich
-Inflation is consumers’ fault
-Inflation is greedy biz’s fault
-Inflation is Putin’s fault
-Recessions mean something else!
-Breadlines are a great way to meet people