Sophia Kovatch (she/her)

[Sophia Kovatch (she/her) @seo_phia]

Good night everyone, sleep well, the apocalypse will most likely happen in the morning

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Disney made FROZEN so that if you google “Disney Frozen” you have to go back like 12 pages to find anything about Walt’s frozen head

[bird solidarity @future_liz]

The Babysitter’s Club really was a highly organized operation. Kristy Thomas ran that mf like the Navy

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

I know I’m right on culture’s pulse with this, I also know “Adele Dazeem” is the funnier part of the sentence but why did he say “wickedly talented” like that

[Sophia Kovatch (she/her) @seo_phia]

epilogue: let's give some love to Lily Gladstone
https://t.co/HdDvLydcq8

[Sophia Kovatch (she/her) @seo_phia]

No Oscar Noms for Greta & Margot Was a Marketing Ploy Exhibit B:

you're telling me a Best Actress Oscar is gonna get more people talking about/watching Barbie than Hillary Clinton tweeting about it?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Greta & Margot,

While it can sting to win the box office but not take home the gold, your millions of fans love you. 

You’re both so much more than Kenough.

#HillaryBarbie

[Sophia Kovatch (she/her) @seo_phia]

in conclusion
https://t.co/7CO6lSFPuw

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

This is what all the Barbie Oscar snub discourse sounds like to me

[Sophia Kovatch (she/her) @seo_phia]

actually i think it's just a god-tier conspiracy from the Barbie marketing team and they actually didn't even submit Margot Robbie or Greta Gerwig for Best Actress/Director in order to inspire precisely this discourse

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

Nominating Ken but not Barbie is so utterly on the nose that it feels like the Academy is helping them set up the opening jokes of the bigger budget sequel.

[Sophia Kovatch (she/her) @seo_phia]

if you can't carry more than 4 chairs at once then goodbye!

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

I want to see a Christian Bachelorette show where the first group date challenge is tearing down a church service. Which man stacks the most chairs? Who trips over audio cables? Who gets stuck listening to Bible code prophecy from an old man? Who will get the Rose (of Sharon)?

[Sophia Kovatch (she/her) @seo_phia]

@kengos 'tis the season!

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Simu Liu

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

May we all know this level of clarity and self-confidence

[jaye @hayejunt]

Alison Bechdel at age 11:

[PrincessMuppet @PrincessMuppet]

STOP WITH HUMAN HOSTS !!!

LET THE MUPPETS HOST THE OSCARS !!!

WE HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR YEARS !!!