Shelley R. Golard

I knit and sing and am SUCH a nerd!

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

The. President. Doesn't. Set. The. Gas. Prices.

[Shelley R. Golard @sgolard]

@rainnwilson Ridiculous

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

It's men who do these mass shootings. How about if only women can have guns, and if a man wants to shoot someone, they have to ask their sister, mother, wife, or daughter, and they'll tell the man hi is an idiot.

[Simon Majumdar @SimonMajumdar]

Well, it appears to be that time of year, again. May the 4th be with you.

[Shelley R. Golard @sgolard]

@SimonMajumdar @GuyFieri @FoodNetwork @discoveryplus That hat is fire!!!

[Shelley R. Golard @sgolard]

@_troyjohnson I hate that too!! Greedy and not nice!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I don’t know who made this but it’s perfect.

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

This Dr. Pepper statement refusing to require vaccines to keep their work place safe is especially shocking, because he's a doctor.

[Merrill Markoe @Merrillmarkoe]

Awful accident on my street today.

[Shelley R. Golard @sgolard]

@RomiDesigns @RemyXavier3 Is this the son who broke his nose falling out of bed?

[Shelley R. Golard @sgolard]

@Haugmoen 30

[Shelley R. Golard @sgolard]

@knittymag Good for you!!

[Shelley R. Golard @sgolard]

@EmilyCroyBarker @grantmccagg Looking forward to seeing the results!!

[Shelley R. Golard @sgolard]

@RomiDesigns Oh dear!! Best of luck to you!! What a nightmare!!!!

[Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson]

Like Carl says, wish we didn’t live in a world where this kind of announcement is necessary. But we do, and his message isn’t just necessary, but also vital, inspiring, awesome, and takes an incredible amount of guts. Hell yeah, Carl.

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

If Republicans in Congress, and beyond, weren't culpable for Jan. 6, they'd be desperate to know who tried to kill them.

[Shelley R. Golard @sgolard]

@Merrillmarkoe I totally get it. 🙄

[Shelley R. Golard @sgolard]

@_troyjohnson Wow! Lucky boy

[Shelley R. Golard @sgolard]

@michaelharriot Yup

[Amy Dillon @amydillon]

The bad news is there’s no gas to be found in town & someone siphoned the gas out of a neighbor’s truck parked in his driveway. The good news is that this year, at least, we can wipe our asses with abandon.