ur rodent chancellor

a baby

(i dont use this anymore because it's owned by a fascist and full of bots)

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

job interviews are fucking insane like how can you ask another human being you just met to 'tell me about a time when you showed initiative'

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

spring has sprung in philadelphia . all the millennials dressed like their parents are out in the park drinking canned water

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

heres my lesser evil acct

https://t.co/aBWnNZ55gL

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

king of the hill should have been called hank's hill

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

pissmaxxing

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

corporate KDA

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

@wonblob tbh i'm expecting a lot of chappell roans this halloween

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

💕 great teamwork

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

yeah

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

if you have adhd and an intact set of wireless headphones for more than two months, no you dont

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

@Krongartart what i'm really worried about is her tendency to leave the guns lying loose around the house. tripped over her ar-15 in the bathroom smh

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

i wish i could teach my dog gun safety

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

what if people just immediately barked at people they don't like. like when the vibe is off or whatever we immediately just popped off like dogs. world could be a better place

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

there should be a 911 for running out of tp in a solo public restroom

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

its so cute that my dog and i take zyrtec together tbh

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

sending invoices to anyone that tries to talk to me on break

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

radioheadass

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

@S4MST33L3 HAHAHAH

[ur rodent chancellor @shaaybs]

sure. ok. might as well

[wint @dril]

about to debut my new character "huge pussy who thinks mass graves are good and cares a lot about what college students think of him"