andrew

Whale Psychologist • spooky CTO • @rollupjs core • that @jsxemail guy

[andrew @shellscape]

well I found out the hard way that NPM doesn't like symlinks buuuut

JSX email v2.0.0 is released! Tons of good shit:

- config file support
- plugins. Oh yes, plugins.
- massive email client compat updates
- CSS Inlining
- NEW components
- bananas faster preview and render

[andrew @shellscape]

@SarAllyce @MogLifeLabs also never buy sups from Amazon. 50/50 you get a Chinese counterfeit

[andrew @shellscape]

@SarAllyce @MogLifeLabs Sports Research and Costco carries it now. It's the l-threonate type that's been heavily studied and passes blood-brain barrier. good stuff.

[andrew @shellscape]

@PatinkinMandy @AbdulElSayed aw man you too? this is so disappointing

[andrew @shellscape]

@HariSel57511397 I have questions.

where do you live?
are the ratios favorable?
are you out of shape?
are you funny?
are you generally unattractive?

[andrew @shellscape]

@SamuraiShibaJP 1989 Cadillac Sedan DeVille. Poop brown. Massive trunk. Bench seats. It saw some shit.

[andrew @shellscape]

@JesseKellyDC they'll be fine away from urban areas.

[andrew @shellscape]

What a time to be a developer. In the past, developing a cost center dashboard for an org was a huge effort. Spec'd out one today with only product requirements, had an agent create scoped keys, add them to a secret store, and inform the developer agents what the key names were. all hands-off.

[Roy Rogers Happy Trails Music Shop  @RoyRogers_HTMS]

This man just took the same plastic recorder that used to sound like a dying goose in elementary school and casually started shredding Sultans of Swing on it.
Eyes half-closed, fully committed, fingers flying like he actually practiced this instead of just surviving Hot Cross Buns.
Somewhere a music teacher is watching this and having an existential crisis. The recorder has seen things. It will never be
the same.

[andrew @shellscape]

@Moomers6351 @716babe 35 years in Detroit. never want to see snow again. now we visit

[andrew @shellscape]

@Moomers6351 @716babe that elec/water/ins cost is magical

[andrew @shellscape]

@Moomers6351 @716babe fascinating. we were just up there a few weeks ago and found everything from gas to food more expensive.

[andrew @shellscape]

@Moomers6351 @716babe thank you for your service

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

One thing I’ve learned today is that a LOT of Airbnb hosts haven’t realized they’re actually in the hospitality industry, not the real estate industry.

[andrew @shellscape]

@josephjpeters it's simple - we won't stay at places that have high cleaning fees, just as we don't stay at places that had asinine cleanup rules for guests. capitalism, baby!

apparently you were part of the problem

[andrew @shellscape]

@smakosh I mean, even in the states that's just good personal policy.

[andrew @shellscape]

@jathansadowski why is it always those glasses

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

If your company refers to engineers as the IT department, you have nothing to worry about. You were already breached last week.

[John D. Kane @JohnDoritosKane]

@shellscape @WarrenInTheBuff Obvs Court Jester got beheaded

[andrew @shellscape]

@JohnDoritosKane @WarrenInTheBuff LMAO I AM DECEASED

[andrew @shellscape]

@JoeReynoldsAH2 my brother in christ I'm the CTO of an AI company. you're giving off facebook boomer vibes.

now that was a much better effort. your og graphic was horrendous.