Colt Shining Armor

Husband of Cadance, NSFW DNI, temporary replacement for the main

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@DaredevilScoots Well i mean...if she replies before eight hours are up I guess

But now Luna's already tucking me in

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@Twilightstar126 Thanks big sis!

Now...yawnnnmn....goodnight...!

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@KingSombratubv @SpikeDragon2010 @Inzomniak_ Answer the question

And not my fault Celestia hits me

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@DaredevilScoots Scootaloo

i don't have wings and this armor is still METAL. It is HEAVY. And made for me to curl up into an iron ball with a plushie and sleep in. I can't fly with this!

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@Twilightstar126 F....f...Fine...

Can I atleast still bring the plush to the dinner table? or is that also gonna be taken away like the other 90% of things mom took away like going outside on Rainy days...

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@DaredevilScoots But like...I'm already wearing the cushioned protective armor made for bed, holding a stuffy of Twilight, and ready to sleep...she'll be here in a moment anyways!

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@DaredevilScoots Got nothin better to do while waiting on Luna to come tuck me in....

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@DaredevilScoots ITS A FLIGHTLESS BIRD FOR CELESTIA'S SAKE WHY AREN'T YOU GETTING OFFENDED

you hate your classmates calling you dodo or chicken but why does nothing else work!

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@Twilightstar126 Alright fine I guess no-ow!
...stupid rock that I tripped over...

I'll just be in my room trying to sleep, and tell Celestia to not even try to break the padlock again...Don't wanna end up with ANOTHER fractured hoof...

...last go at necromancy was a succes though...

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@Twilightstar126 ....I'm going to assume you're not gonna let me try to use necromancy are you?

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

Going to bed everypony....

Yknow my speech is starting to regress a bit...not in the "going from closet to cwoset" way but more just...I stutter more...

@EternalNightMLP
Coning to tuck me in miss "Mandatory Nighttime Naps"?

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@SpikeDragon2010 YOU GOT A COLD AND THINK THAT'S BAD?

LOOK AT MY CHARCOAL-BLACK FORELEG! SOMEPONY WAS SHOOTING FIRE AND NOW I LOOK LIKE A WALKING SMOKESTACK

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@starlitequality How can you not contain a frog for more than a day

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@Flim_FlamBros // can you tell i was just having fun and flinging shit at the wall because i was EXTREMELY pissed about a win in ranked only giving me +26% (i need 164% for the backbling i want)

THIS BIRD WILL TORTURE ME UNTIL I ACQUIRE IT. I NEED THE BIRD FOR THE CLARK FIT.

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

Another tierlist of how good some creatures/ponies/whoever the hell are at a fortnite from personal experiences.

Pharynx or however you spell his name would be pretty insulted not being at the top i imagine...

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@ZinkyDinky_ @Flim_FlamBros Wait you're not mad about the fire damage?

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@Flim_FlamBros You two,
Look at my hooves?
I'm holding her!
NOW GET CADANCE! EITHER WE NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO HER OR SHE'S GONNA KILL ALL THREE OF US!

[Colt Shining Armor @ShiningArmorRG]

@Phantom_MoonMlp At this point
sent me to Twilight already solely so i can just be used as decoration and nothing else