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Airing out my mental with Houston sports

[i cooka da pizza @shinymiltanks]

still been trippin over the one time i ordered a meatball sub at subway and the guy said “yeah i thought you might”

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

The incredibly wealthy love to do this weird "I don't actually have any liquid cash" thing as if that's how wealth works. Money is a thing normal people like you and me and worry about. Rich people have *assets* and debt. They live off loans leveraged against what they own.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Reporter: The DOJ has this new fund — $1.7 billion. Why should taxpayers pay for the January 6ers?

Trump: Because in my world, loyalty outranks law. They broke the rules for me, so you pay the bill for them. That’s the transaction.

[i cooka da pizza @shinymiltanks]

Why is Holiday in and not Reed on the last offensive possession of a half

[James Foster @NoFlagsFilm]

JJ Watt pass rushing

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

These fucking grifters will look us dead in the eye and say the single mother on food stamps is a moocher and the immigrant down the road is stealing welfare money, and then spend billions on lobster dinners. They are horrific fucking liars and thieves. They need to pay back what they STOLE from taxpayers

[i cooka da pizza @shinymiltanks]

@RooshWilliams Reed optimizes the offense but gets blown by on defense, doesn’t work as well when your center isn’t a real rim deterrent

[i cooka da pizza @shinymiltanks]

Never been more proud to be a Texans fan

[Luke Christensen @LukeChrisFFL]

NFL teams ranked by number of appearances in the Epstein Files🚨🚨

1. Commanders: 18
2. 49ers: 17
3. Patriots: 14
4. Dolphins: 13
4. Jets: 13
6. Giants 11
7. Titans 9
8. Bears: 7
8. Broncos: 7
8. Cowboys: 7
11. Chiefs: 6
12. Buccaneers: 5
12. Falcons: 5
12. Seahawks: 5
12. Raiders: 5
16. Browns: 4
16. Eagles: 4
16. Jaguars: 4
16. Lions: 4
16. Packers: 4
16. Ravens: 4
22. Bengals: 3
22. Cardinals: 3
22. Colts: 3
22. Panthers: 3
22. Saints: 3
22. Vikings: 3
28. Bills: 2
28. Chargers: 2
28. Rams: 2
28. Steelers: 2
32. Texans: 0

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

To be clear about what this depicts: An immigration officer threw a woman onto the ground. Alex Pretti, a registered nurse on scene as a legal observer, is filming and goes to help the woman up. He is then pepper sprayed and thrown to the ground for no discernible reason. Many officer surround and assault him; one removes his firearm, which police say appears to have been legally registered. They then execute him with a hail of bullets.

They are, objectively speaking, both cowards and criminals, while Pretti is what we teach people an American ought to be.

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

.@DanGrazianoESPN asked Azeez Al-Shaair about the defensive mindset after a turnover:

“My mindset is it doesn’t even matter. We have this thing called ‘White Boy Wednesdays’ in the weight room where they play rock music. There’s this one song—I don’t even know the name—but I know the part where it goes, ‘In the end, it doesn’t even matter.’”

[Michael Shapiro @mshap2]

Can confirm @ramonashelburne and @alexaphilippou reporting on expected sale of Connecticut Sun to group led by @HoustonRockets owner Tilman Fertitta.

Houston Comets should be back in 2027.

[i cooka da pizza @shinymiltanks]

The W belongs in Houston let’s gooo

[Ramona Shelburne @ramonashelburne]

Breaking: Houston Rockets ownership is in substantive talks with the Connecticut Sun over the potential purchase and relocation of the WNBA franchise, sources told me and @alexaphilippou

https://t.co/OoL1GpS42a

[i cooka da pizza @shinymiltanks]

Insanity, government official who parades for “no antisemitism” for one group actively condemns an entire religion. Not shocking it’s from the same guy that supports killing kids for political agendas

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

A Muslim immigrant burning holocaust survivors alive in Colorado wasn’t enough.

A Muslim immigrant executing National Guardsmen in Washington wasn’t enough.

Muslim immigrants attacking and killing non-Muslims in Australia wasn’t enough.

9/11 wasn’t enough.

October 7th wasn’t enough.

Now the @FBI has announced they have arrested five Muslim terrorists who were planning Muslim terror attacks on New Year’s Eve in Los Angeles and New Orleans.

This has to stop.

Diversity is not our strength. Diversity has become suicidal.

It is time for a Muslim travel ban, radical deportations of all mainstream Muslim legal and illegal immigrants, and citizenship revocations wherever possible.

Mainstream Muslims have declared war on us. The least we can do is kick them the hell out of America.

[i cooka da pizza @shinymiltanks]

I need a clip of that Stevo bit lol

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Reed Sheppard has done miracles on me

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Ain’t ever felt like this, you think you know somebody till you really do

[i cooka da pizza @shinymiltanks]

@LandryLocker Whole coaching staff has some weird stink on it right now, FBI might want to investigate this situation too

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@Cody_Stoots At least he didn’t say that they were close to an identity

[i cooka da pizza @shinymiltanks]

@joelvmoran Stroud is turning into Tua before my eyes

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