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Trying not to make things worse.
Tech optimist, privacy pessimist, security realist.
On the way to

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I think I've found that pot of gold!

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@glengyron There's the Gull bus service hourly from Tulla to Corio & Geelong, which gets you kinda close https://t.co/ibf76F4YS8

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@NAB are you still on this platform? If so any reason why I've been unable to open a new account or apply for a credit card since Saturday? "Something went wrong." I'll try your phone number again tomorrow.

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@BotLnp @maximum_chips No loud cries if no-one is there

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@oliverzip Even so that's a hell of premium to pay for a small house and block in Daylesford.

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@lastfm Back for yet another year hoping for a Windows app update

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@friedchiknman @SydneyYIMBY Transport Oriented Development. This explains some of it: https://t.co/Uppq7YAKBX

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@kylieengineer @BSidesCbr AI took my job
1984 was last year
Maggies ate my homework

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@SparkleOps That was rhetorical yeah?

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@jxeeno Let's assume it's nothing to do with Crowdstrike and it's just a routine IT service desk SLA.

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@standaloneSA That does not compute.
If it's important to you,
go ask Eliza.

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@duckblog Looks like the web site is overloaded. What is IT architecture planning anyway.

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@cmlh @vivicisydewi No, impersonation

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@natecochrane In 20 years, if my kids stumble across that event and even think to ask me, I'll be quite surprised. I'll say I emailed my local MP and replied to a tweet ("what's that dad?") on that platform that no longer exists.

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@AccidentalCISO Also @Shadowserver on the free list (but you can support them too)

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@SparkleOps Bit of a vendor slant but it just collected whatever was around at the time

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@sydthenandnow @cityofsydney Love that the Hyde Park Obelisk is still there too

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@Sydney_Stations Thursday nights at Atomic are a lot of fun

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@wan0net @Caiwrote Agree with the open door. Either they know when to call you or they'll call when they need to?

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@SparkleOps Garbage with a capital G tho

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@riskybusiness The last one went into Google's spam folder. Your benchmark is clear.