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Works on 1 million+ horsepower machines. Rides old junk for fun.

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@carney So, was there like 1 car in front of them? That'd double the time to get into the park.
Meanwhile, there's zero cars today in the live webcam.
Oh, the Park's web page also notes "there can be long lines and up to two hour wait times between 10 am and 4 pm". Plan accordingly.

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@AP I have a medical condition and need treatment or evacuation!!
Quick, call a lawyer!

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@barkleyjd @RepEricSorensen @NOAA @NWS Not the only job you can continually be wrong on - being a Democrat in Congress is another one.

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@SenSanders Please open one of your many doors for these poor seniors.

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@TonyDocPotter Is this what true democracy looks like?

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@JunkScience If the locksmith didn't get his Covid vaccine, think the keys would still be missing when they fired him?

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@cspan I'd say if someone in the DOE was going to work for China, they'd do it as a moonlighting gig while still working for the DOE.

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@stretch14tw Crazy how more people died of Covid under Joe Biden's watch when all the response systems, vaccines, and regulations were in place.

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@RepJayapal So you think 10 million illegal aliens are each paying $10,000 a year in federal taxes and collect nothing in return?
Honestly, you really think this?

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@Oilfield_Rando It's like "even if the price of gas went to $100/gallon, that's still cheap when you put it in a chainsaw."
Store bought eggs are like that.

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@jmhorp So, we'll continue to see a surplus of wailing, gnashing of teeth, rending of garments, and liberal tears?
The trolling is fun to watch.

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@RepSwalwell If you'd pick your head up from eating all that Chinese takeout, you could see for yourself!

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@Nature Has this been successfully weaponized yet?

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@gunpolicy So wait - violate the purchaser licensing laws you'll get 10 years in the slammer. Choot someone with a gun your homie stole and traded for some blunt and it's parole.
This sounds like good policy in some fairyland.

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@UltraDane Where else could a guy get a hold of exotic diseases?

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@catturd2 Did this report come from informed sources with close access to high ranking individuals who spoke on condition of anonymity?
Otherwise, fake news.

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@FortySacks The renewable sidewalks paved with chewing gum are an interesting counterpoint to the drug addicts.

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@catturd2 Nothing says "be my friend" like a boatload of weapons showing up on my doorstep.

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@RealJarTaylor Diversity is our strength....

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@KATVNews ARDOT just needs to subcontract Missouri DOT to take care of our roads.