Joshua Healy

developer, husband, dad, etc.

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

@thursplantation @ThursdayPlantUS It was in NZ. I just got another one yesterday and the packet has the same mistake on it

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

Hi @ThursdayPlantUS @thursplantation my son spotted a little mix-up on your 100ml tea tree oil box - the images for insect bites and foot care are next to the wrong text and should be switched

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

@ContactEnergy Looks like it's not working on Chrome but is on Firefox. Managed to pay my bill.. but yeah.. I'd be getting your devs onto this one ASAP if I were you.

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

@ContactEnergy your online CC payment facility is not working, have been trying the last couple of days, it brings up the "amount to pay" dialog, you click "yes", it does nothing. Browser tools shows a 401 from your payment provider. I'd like to pay my bill :P

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

@ContactEnergy Looks like a CORS issue 😅 I guess I shouldn't be too surprised.

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

@laurie_jones You could try an image map with areas for each item on the infographic and alt text for each area? Not sure how screen readers handle image maps so this could be a terrible suggestion or an okay suggestion (I don't think it's a great suggestion)

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

@2degreesmobile I called up 6 days ago and as expected it was an error on your end and you had indeed received the modem months ago. Supposedly all sorted now but I'll believe it once I'm past the direct debit date on the invoice 😬

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

Hi @2degreesmobile I stopped being a customer 6ish months ago and have just received an invoice out of the blue from you for $299 for not returning a modem (you received my modem back months ago, of course, so this makes no sense)

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

@stowball I think you'll find many teachers don't understand how to use apostrophes, and so the cycle continues

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

In case you're wondering she has decided not to take you up on the offer, on account of the fact that there were too many words and not enough cute pictures in the email

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

Hi @nibNewZealand perhaps you should consider tightening up your EDM campaign targeting - earlier today you sent my one-year-old daughter an email related to a GP consultation service 🤦‍♂️

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

@tobyhede Pity an Auckland suburb already took your name (well.. close enough) https://t.co/Ln27Q0k5sL

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

Hi all, the Billing Team at @Xero is expanding into Melbourne and looking for a Lead Engineer. Check it out here :) https://t.co/rNsI2UViYy

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

Hey @EventbriteANZ this picture of Auckland is looking a little suspicious, last I checked we were situated in the South Pacific, not on the shores of Lake Ontario https://t.co/TvGbxHjkNs

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

Hi all, we're looking for a new Lead Engineer for the Billing Team at @Xero - check it out here https://t.co/UeGE5m2K3c

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

@2degreesmobile All done, managed to get through on the phone several hours later

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

Hi @2degreesmobile, would like some support with my broadband account but can't get through as your phones are apparently down. Anyone able to help out here on twitter?

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

@troyhunt @blackbaud Feel free to add @AucklandUni to your list

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

@stowball Sounds like a future dev tool plugin that you're destined to write

[Joshua Healy @shuahealy]

@stowball @BorisJohnson 😢 condolences to you and your family @stowball