Jacob

This isn't a rave, it's a happening Instagram: silentjay99

[Jacob @silentjay99]

Boss: You remembered to send that email right?
Me:

[Sam @SamLW24]

drain cleaner: leave for 5 minutes and then run water

me: ok :)

me 8.5 hrs later: oh no

[Julian Dutton @JulianDutton1]

'Don't worry men, these Iranian missiles won't get through. We've got the entire seafront covered from Timothy Whites to the Novelty Rock Emporium.'

[Carl Benedikt Frey @carlbfrey]

In the @FT today, I argue that if AI is just another productivity tool, the productivity gains will be limited. For lasting economic expansion, AI must catalyze new industries and initiatives.

"Had the 19th century focused solely on better looms and ploughs, we would enjoy cheap cloth and abundant grain — but there would be no antibiotics, jet engines or rockets. Economic miracles stem from discovery, not repeating tasks at greater speed."

[Jacob @silentjay99]

@TheCinesthetic The Odessa File

[Adam 🇺🇦 @PlinthBotherer5]

Imagine whipping this out on the train

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

LEGENDS 🖤🤍

#wedontdoquiet

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

WE ARE NEWCASTLE UNITED

CARABAO CUP WINNERS

#wedontdoquiet

[doug 鞠一道 @douglaschu_]

did the doctor from arrested development write this

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

After 37 years of age as a man, I’ve finally come to realize that the only cure to depression is just leaving the house at every single possible opportunity no matter how badly you don’t want to.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Americans who sound like Carabao Cup ties

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“as per my last email”

[JS ✈️ 🇬🇧 @steerwithmyrear]

For one weekend a year this is the best pub in the world.

[🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @kimmie_c_]

Why is this so funny 😂

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

'They were no longer 4 lads in jeans they were 4 men'

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Me looking back at the queue when I take the last sausage roll at Greggs

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

the least stressed I’d ever been in my life was when my home looked like this. people have no idea

[OnlyJons @16bitbox]

Bbz come quick: Cadbury just dropped the new heterosexual slur