Xxlager-slayerxX

one love

[Xxlager-slayerxX @silentoisdead]

As a man you should never feel loved

[Xxlager-slayerxX @silentoisdead]

Babe don’t touch my Carhartts! I just distressed those!

[straight shooter @xCHROMEBOYSx]

There is only one person who can play Jason Arday in the upcoming Netflix biopic

[Xxlager-slayerxX @silentoisdead]

Life is good again

[Xxlager-slayerxX @silentoisdead]

Robot dih

[Xxlager-slayerxX @silentoisdead]

Peak gooner physiognomy

[Xxlager-slayerxX @silentoisdead]

And yes… his dih is also chrome @xCHROMEBOYSx

[Xxlager-slayerxX @silentoisdead]

So you don’t believe in god…

[Xxlager-slayerxX @silentoisdead]

Sorry sir, we only have pbr on tap

[Xxlager-slayerxX @silentoisdead]

Two twos my word crodie… this lil bad thang heard me screaming in pain at work

[Xxlager-slayerxX @silentoisdead]

@xCHROMEBOYSx My fucking girlfriend thinks this is wat I’m doing when I’m in the bathroom for more than 5 seconds.

[Xxlager-slayerxX @silentoisdead]

@SPIDERCRAWLING Facts

[Xxlager-slayerxX @silentoisdead]

Wat is the word for skid marks but for piss

[Xxlager-slayerxX @silentoisdead]

Taking a shit is all fun and games until u have to wipe

[Xxlager-slayerxX @silentoisdead]

The jonkler strikes again *cackles as he finishes fapping*

[Xxlager-slayerxX @silentoisdead]

I’m tired of living in the slums. I wanna move to the big city of Havana

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

everyone in the elevator just died from my body odor

[Xxlager-slayerxX @silentoisdead]

@pobnellion Somebody listens to the chrome boys

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

new running shorts came in the mail i'm going to feel like such a little slut wearing them

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

hey siri is steven universe mexican