Simone Syed

Pax Americana Ad Astra.
Wholesome industrialist working on fixing TFR
Frmr: IIR Mithril Capital, GP Velorum Capital, BoD @RSI.
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"what are we doing tonight?"

"Same thing we do every night, Pinky..."

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@profplum99 I detest loud espresso machine noises and banging things into trash cans and that's why I like Cafex 🤷‍♀️

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@senatorshoshana That's enough Internet for me today ty

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@EmilyDreyfuss Facts

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@Dadtastic2 @BecomingCritter They don't want to be eaten by humans, I should have elaborated. We're pretty allergic to them.

Fruits and veggies have evolved much more symbiotically with other animals

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@devahaz Why have dry sliced bread when you can have pan fried toasts

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By far my favorite new artist
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@ad0rnai Those are exactly the words I've been looking for, ty bb. I simply can't wrap my mind around it, unless it were a stated contractual thing, which is different

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Dating for love that leads to marriage and dating for marriage are two very different things actually

Almost every conversation I stumble across on x dot com makes it apparent that this is present reality in America 2026

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dating is not magically different from anything else in life

put in the reps, meet people, be open

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@ad0rnai It's totally fine for people to believe this, it's a very traditional structure, but then they should be trying to get married quicker and sooner for sure!!

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@BecomingCritter Fruits and vegetables do not wish to be eaten and we should honor that

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@vocalcry V trad

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@c_harker_ Hahaha

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@vocalcry @Shawna_Roar @maiab I didn't even mention Miami because I'm not sure the concept of love even exists there !!

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@Shawna_Roar @maiab @vocalcry Most marriages in NYC/SF/LA don't appear to be love marriages, by the way dating and marriage is spoken about on x dot com even 😬

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@Walden_woods @vocalcry Indeed :)

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The best reality check on the Internet today

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Notes on 100+ Recent Technical Interviews

I interview a ton of engineers. Recruiting is the single most important technical CEO activity. Here are a bunch of impressions

1. There is a severe ZIRP engineering overhang that is currently washing out. They're getting laid off, managed out, etc. after having been massively overhired around 2020-2022. This is worst for Tier-2 big tech (think PayPal, Bill, etc.) but also FAANGs. These are overwhelmingly bad engineers.

2. This flood of unqualified but good-on-paper candidates makes this the hardest SF hiring market I have ever seen, due to the amount of nominally strong-looking candidates that you need to grind through.

3. I am highly skeptical of "AI as a cause for engineering layoffs". I think this is a large-scale polite fiction -- the companies don't want to admit they overhired, the engineers don't want to admit they are bad at their jobs. Everyone's blaming AI when it's really just the market rectifying itself.

4. Many of these engineers appear never to have had a real engineering function at their corporations. They're sitting in meetings, "making decisions about technology" but are unable to write software. I leave many interviews baffled by what exactly they were doing for so many years, let alone what their manager was doing.

5. I have interviewed some engineers from FAANG companies so shockingly nontechnical that I am forced to conclude that there is either (1) a lot of resume fraud going on or (2) that there are kickback grifts within those organizations -- people hiring their cousins and splitting the pay, that kind of thing. I have no other explanation.

6. There's a fun side-effect where after interviewing 20+ people from certain small but public companies, I actually feel like I am gaining a short sellers' advantage: there are financial technology companies out there that, knowing what I now know, I would never deposit a single dollar into.

8. Based on this "exhaust" data, and extrapolating a little bit, maybe aggressively so: I think folks like @pmarca are basically right when they say that ~every tech company is overstaffed by a factor of 2-4x. Whatever the reason -- staffing ahead of need, monopolizing certain engineer types (Google-style), headcount-driven promotion incentives, the reality is that a lot of these companies are not being run for the shareholders. The aggregate SBC expense is insane, and I expect this is going to get rectified eventually.

I'm sure that AI will play a role in rectifying this -- but I fear that people are going to blame AI for taking people's jobs when the reality is that the jobs were already long-gone, possibly always useless, but the highly-paid butts-in-seats remained. People will be mad at AI for taking away their lucrative sinecures. Maybe that's the same effect from a public policy perspective, but it feels different morally.

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@vocalcry Children 👏 are not 👏replacements 👏 for romantic love and pair bonding

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@vocalcry Children 👏 are not 👏replacements 👏 for romantic love and pair bonding