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@JoshStrifeHayes ikaruga

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@NZLLM12 @LewSOS exactly, the enemy is both a bumbling incompetent and a strategic genius at the same time

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@DrPhiltill Every country in Asia thinking: "China will never have more soldiers than it has now"

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@lacker from The Machine Stops to Colossus to The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress to Consider Phlebas maybe you just need to cast your net a bit wider

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@MoMohler or: when people who've played soccer their whole lives join basketball teams, those teams win

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@manuel_alamilla 8.5" floppy

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@Deadpansnarker2 @mightydudbolt I'll never again be able to see this without singing "Commander Cody!" from Bass Windu.

Just like how I'll never again be able to watch the intro to Thunderball without singing "on my jetpack... that's how I roll"

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@mightydudbolt but by this time in the Empire they're not clones. they're like the fodder who got sent out to start the Ghorman uprising. they're probably just schmucks who ended up in front of a judge and got "10 years penal battalion, next"

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@BenThomasNZ if only someone other than everyone could have predicted this based on every time that it has happened before

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@agraybee When R2-D2 tases Yoda in TESB, he knows exactly who he is

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@hthieblot https://t.co/fQLJTQIDMa

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@kamla312 11^5902

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@exQUIZitely pride makes me go Random in matchups but I'd be lying if I denied breathing a sigh of relief when assigned Protoss

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@jmluce68_luce @Clint_Davey1 maybe the DS2 build started after project milestones were met during DS1 construction. But I always assumed they were concurrent projects

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@jmluce68_luce @Clint_Davey1 I always assumed that construction on both Death Stars started simultaneously, but neither project team knew of the other

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It is the day after #GigglevTickle and I haven’t woken up believing that men can be women. You can try & punish me for not believing it, but you can never make me believe it.

Men cannot be women.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Dress however you please.
Call yourself whatever you like.
Sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you.
Live your best life in peace and security.
But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real?
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