Simon R Pitt

Golfer, Surveyor & Foody

[Simon R Pitt @simonpitt91]

@JamesD379 Will take one if still available

[Simon R Pitt @simonpitt91]

@easyJet can you please explain to me why the 2030 flight to Belfast is leaving before the 1905?! I paid a premium to leave earlier…surely it would be fairer to push everyone back!

[Simon R Pitt @simonpitt91]

@MayorofLondon Well no, that’s not exactly true is it? You’ve not listened to the focus groups, you’ve skewed results of consultations and most of all, YOU. ARE. STILL. GOING. AHEAD. WITH. ULEZ. How can you sit there and say you’ve listened to Londoners? Shut up you woke prick!

[Simon R Pitt @simonpitt91]

@MayorofLondon @YouGov Did you doctor these results too?

[Simon R Pitt @simonpitt91]

@MayorofLondon @YouGov 😂😂😂you’d think you would choose your timing of this tweet more wisely! Forgot you’ve a goldfish brain! #ULEZexpansion

[Baroness Foster DBE #FreeIran🦁❤️ @jfoster2019]

@SadiqKhan Stop playing games ! You’re not God & you don’t speak for the vast majority of London inner or outer !! Your appalling Road/cycle policies. This wasn’t in your manifesto. It’s a money making scam. A deliberate distraction from your abject failures on knife & drug crime !

[Simon R Pitt @simonpitt91]

@Gareth_Roberts_ @SadiqKhan What makes you think he’ll listen to you?

[Politoons @UkPolitoons]

@MayorofLondon and here Sadiq, is the people's question time response on ULEZ and your other vanity projects. The look on your face says it all. These results came from your OWN report. You are a fraud!

[Simon R Pitt @simonpitt91]

@MayorofLondon Some?! 😂 You mean the majority!!! And that’s before your doctored the results. You spent £165k on targeted marketing to the wokerati 20-35year olds. You’re a democraticly elected dictator! You make London a living hell! LEAVE NOW!!!

[Simon R Pitt @simonpitt91]

@ashleyljames The grass is not always greener

[Simon R Pitt @simonpitt91]

@SadiqKhan I would take that in exchange if you stepping down and moving to the moon

[Simon R Pitt @simonpitt91]

@AXS_UK please can you DM me. I have purchased ticket for joe lycett for this evening but have no received the tickets!

[Simon R Pitt @simonpitt91]

@RosieChapman @AXS_UK @OVOArena @joelycett Hi Rosie, what happened in the end? I’m in the exact same position as you and going this eve!

[Simon R Pitt @simonpitt91]

@ryan_murton I heard that large volumes of people on SM were broadcasting to boo during the national anthem if Liverpool played. Very sad, but I can see why they had to

[Ben Stokes @benstokes38]

She loved sport, be honoured to play in her memory ❤️

[Simon R Pitt @simonpitt91]

@TheBarmyArmy KP

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

RIP Rudi Koertzen 💔

The umpire has sadly passed at the age of 73 and will be remembered for his iconic 'slow finger' 👆

[Clare McDonnell @claremcdonnell1]

Not your regular post-match press conference.
Wait for it.
#lionesses
#ItsComingHome

[Simon R Pitt @simonpitt91]

@ryan_murton @iamrofe Mate- this sounds fucking horrendous 😂😂

[Rt Hon Sir Grant Shapps @grantshapps]

Despite the @MayorofLondon failing to provide required info for @TfL finance extensions, I've put a long-term settlement on the table to ensure services are supported & £3.6bn of capital projects take place by 2024. The ball is now firmly in the Mayor's court.