Johan VdS

metallurgical 👏 SHEdonist

[Johan VdS @simonymity]

@NewBlood @ULTRAKILLGame @girlypopgame idk if this is the right forum for this question, BUT, on the off chance you see this and happen to know... is amid evil *ever* coming to switch? humans are wired to seek closure, and so on... 😁

[Johan VdS @simonymity]

@UncleJess2 @RashidaTlaib helping your neighbor = summary execution!

[Johan VdS @simonymity]

@hacker49 @SahalieD yeah! stupid childcare!

[Johan VdS @simonymity]

@ericadamsfornyc didn't you take turkish bribes dude?

[Johan VdS @simonymity]

ridley scott's asterix

[Greg Giroux @greggiroux]

55 years ago this month, the US House voted 338-70 for a constitutional amendment to abolish the Electoral College and switch to direct popular vote election (w/ 40% needed to win and avoid top 2 runoff)
https://t.co/A1m3Mndujj (D 184-44, R 154-26). Died in Senate.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Netanyahu’s right-wing, extremist government is violating international & US law and has created a humanitarian disaster in Gaza.

Today, I announced that I will file Joint Resolutions of Disapproval to stop the sale of U.S. arms to Israel and end our complicity in this disaster.

[Johan VdS @simonymity]

@hwinkler4real the inside is yellow!!!

[Johan VdS @simonymity]

@hwinkler4real thank you sir

[Savvy & Realistic Democrat @RealisticDemoc1]

This is not good public speaking. Doesn’t sound like an Obama impersonator and he’s not comparing antiwar protesters to the Klan. No long winding prepositional chains like “access to resources for awareness of diabetes” He doesn’t even talk like a lawyer. 0/10, who is this punk?

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

The DNC is the only reason you're not currently enjoying a second-term Sanders and a sane Supreme Court.

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

is this fucking election important or not? you can’t have it both ways. you’ve lost all right to claim that people are being hysterical. it’s either the most important event in American history or it’s not important enough to hurt Joe Biden’s feelings over. pick one.

[Johan VdS @simonymity]

@TrueAnonPod fuck I mean 69

[Johan VdS @simonymity]

@TrueAnonPod brawl in cell block 45 or whatever

[Johan VdS @simonymity]

Is Oppenheimer a musical?!

[Johan VdS @simonymity]

Every horror movie must change its title to the plot device it uses to get rid of everyone's cell phone

[Johan VdS @simonymity]

🚨🚨🚨
Many pundits are saying that Hunter S. Biden's ONLY goddamn hope to avoid EPIC jail time is to run for President... against his own FATHER... AND WIN!!!

[Johan VdS @simonymity]

@shirtsthtgohard enigmatic present tense