Eli

to the beat of my own drum babyyy

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

it’s the damn phones

[Eli @simpledogg]

when i post selfies on tiktok i also post them here. for reasons i do not yet understand

[freya! @kickntheteeth]

Beautiful Florida pics my gf took because only Real Florida truthers are allowed to talk shit about Florida

[bee @afoolsarchive]

beautiful florida on film because the florida hate is getting outta hand

[sie ( ' ⩊ ' ) @siepipoo]

i play overwatch because i hate myself and want to die

[Eli @simpledogg]

everyone on tiktok keeps liking the post about my cat but i wish it was a post of my face... and i wish they were calling me unique and handsome

[Eli @simpledogg]

twitter finally starting to feel like it used to. less bots less slop yayyyyyy

[Eli @simpledogg]

me and selfies and mexico city and yay

[e @insomniblvck]

A genuine feat in 2020s music

[kel ♡ @elenaslois]

some sex scenes dont have to have sex in them

[dr gay colette @deeply_cursed]

season 3 of the white lotus is significantly weaker than season 2 and even season 1 but this scene might be the greatest moment of mike whites legacy as a writer

[Eli @simpledogg]

Run by Blake Crouch

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

NEWS 🚨: A solar storm could spark auroras over the northern US tonight

NOAA forecasts G1–G2 conditions, with displays possible as far south as Seattle and Minneapolis

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

You people can't do anything

[KAYLA PARRILLA @kaylaparrilla]

Stay off your electronics and you'll realize it's basically 2015 outside

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Sure, it’s gay for a man to have a birthday. But there’s nothing wrong with being gay. Being gay is nothing to be ashamed of. Let’s normalize it!

[vulture @vulture_ow]

oh hell no

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita: