Bergatronic

Keepin it real.

[Jacob Pacheco @JacobPacheco6]

THE SCENES IN TORONTO RIGHT NOW!!!🍁⚽️🇨🇦🍁⚽️🇨🇦🍁⚽️🇨🇦🍁⚽️🇨🇦🍁⚽️🇨🇦🍁⚽️🇨🇦🍁⚽️🇨🇦🍁⚽️🇨🇦

#FIFAWorldCup #CANMNT

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[greg @greg16676935420]

Is Katy Perry ok?

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

The Montreal Canadiens are the youngest NHL team to advance to the conference final since the 1993 #habs, per @NHLPR.

Both teams with an average age of 25.8.

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

April 29th 2022: Canadiens finish with the worst record in the NHL at 22-49-11 & 55 points

May 18th 2026: The 106 point Canadiens punch their ticket to the Eastern Conference Finals

What. A. Rebuild. 🔥🔥🔥

[Sportsnet Stats @SNstats]

Canadiens score 5+ goals in back-to-back playoff games for the first time since April 22-24, 2006

#GoHabsGo

[/r/Habs @HabsOnReddit]

The Habs game 7 strategy to beat the Lightning

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

The shit blows my mind

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Did you know?

An explosion of zinc fireworks occurs when a human egg is activated by a sperm enzyme, and the size of these “sparks” is a direct measure of its ability to develop into an embryo.

In other words, life begins with a flash of light.

[Bergatronic @singletutor]

No, it’s a “pre-set bracket”… if it was “re-seeded” Avs (#1) wouldn’t play Wild (#3)

[Bryan @Rake93]

Don’t they do that now??

[Bergatronic @singletutor]

@BizNasty2point0 @ryanwhitney6 @spittinchiclets Cause it doesn’t look they’ll ever change playoffs to 1V8… what about “reseeding” after 1st round instead of bracket? Then we don’t have top 2 West Teams 2nd round…

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The Jetson ONE personal air vehicle.

Priced at $128,000

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

Dressed up for the occasion

[Old Canada Series @oldcanadaseries]

The introduction to CBC's "Mr Dressup" in the 1980s

[Asian Dawn @AsianDawn4]

🇯🇵 Western mom takes her children to KidZania in Tokyo. It's a land designed to entertain and educate children and prepare them for adulthood.

There are over a dozen jobs kids can choose from and undergo work simulation, and they actually get paid for work.

Staff along with family members then teach the children how to save money, pay taxes, and make a living.

[Hockeyy Insiderr @HockeyyInsiderr]

With Carey Price’s contract officially expired , should the @CanadiensMTL sign him to a 1 day contract on the day they win the Stanley cup and have him as the emergency backup ? This would allow him to have his name engraved on the Stanley cup .

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Joe Rogan plays video of how people first reacted when they banned having an open beer in your car.

[z - shell🏆 #UNRETIRE10 @canesbian]

"just reliving my nightmares.....you didn't want to bring the fuckin' stuffed animal?" --seth jarvis