BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”
BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”
BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”
The Montreal Canadiens are the youngest NHL team to advance to the conference final since the 1993 #habs, per @NHLPR.
Both teams with an average age of 25.8.
April 29th 2022: Canadiens finish with the worst record in the NHL at 22-49-11 & 55 points
May 18th 2026: The 106 point Canadiens punch their ticket to the Eastern Conference Finals
What. A. Rebuild. 🔥🔥🔥
Did you know?
An explosion of zinc fireworks occurs when a human egg is activated by a sperm enzyme, and the size of these “sparks” is a direct measure of its ability to develop into an embryo.
In other words, life begins with a flash of light.
@BizNasty2point0@ryanwhitney6@spittinchiclets Cause it doesn’t look they’ll ever change playoffs to 1V8… what about “reseeding” after 1st round instead of bracket? Then we don’t have top 2 West Teams 2nd round…
🇯🇵 Western mom takes her children to KidZania in Tokyo. It's a land designed to entertain and educate children and prepare them for adulthood.
There are over a dozen jobs kids can choose from and undergo work simulation, and they actually get paid for work.
Staff along with family members then teach the children how to save money, pay taxes, and make a living.
With Carey Price’s contract officially expired , should the @CanadiensMTL sign him to a 1 day contract on the day they win the Stanley cup and have him as the emergency backup ? This would allow him to have his name engraved on the Stanley cup .