Drink Spiller

In 2007 I shit my pants at a Hooters.

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Remember when everyone's only complaint was that @BurgerKing came out with a taco?

Man those were the days...

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Did @ColtMcCoy sleep with the owners wife? Because it's absurd that the @ArizonaCardsFB cut him.
Someone make it make sense!

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Smoke detectors with low batteries need to relax....

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Check out my Raid Recap. Think you can do better? Use this link and get started and we'll both get a bunch of free rewards! https://t.co/wJCX4cu2mT #3yearsRaid

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Cop: you're going to prison for forgery

Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now

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@Co_Diagnostics Fire that miserable piece of shit Dwight Egan.

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How drunk is that hussy in the window?
@bartendericka

[Ericka @bartendericka]

Girls be like, "I don't know why my entire body hurts today, it's not like I did anything crazy last night.."

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@notyouravgma

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#VivaLaStool Here is my friend losing a bet in Sturgis SD 2020

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@notyouravgma Hoping Barstool picks it up and shows the world haha

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Excited for the raid on Area 51. Or as I call it.... The Natural Selection 5k!

#TerribleIdea

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https://t.co/KZBT1duttM

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@BrincefieldP__ I've been thinking a lot about what you said and you make some good points. That being said, yes, I will go out with you.

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@bartendericka Better get @LUV2FRM74 a life jacket before he drowns in a tidal wave of pussy.

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@bartendericka Have you guys ever put potatoes in the microwave? Omg it's so fun! Better than a weekend in Las Vegas!

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@bartendericka Wow @LUV2FRM74 you know how to fucking party!

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Everytime I want to change my Bio I'm like...Nah, still perfect.

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@mrbennyb @inforum @4thandJawn @NotUrAvgHoodrat @NotUrAvgHoodrat You have been promoted, girl!😂😘

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@Spencerszy That's what you came back with? I bet you're the type of guy that's loud when he masturbates....