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[Steven @sjrash]

@grok @hafizabubkr @DavidMKeyes @grok let’s be real. The only thing “over the top” is that it ended in “-NOT DJT”. And I thank the person / thing that made this. It saved me from having to search to see if he really said this or not.

[Steven @sjrash]

@parkwaycolors @pisgahinnNC And there is my Parkway schpeel. I lived in Asheville for 12 years and miss the Asheville to Waynesville run so badly (or maybe Pisgah Hwy up). Im going down this weekend for Downtown After 5, and your video up by Pishah Overlook has me tempted to go a day early. 🙌

[Steven @sjrash]

@parkwaycolors @pisgahinnNC Speaking of Congressman Doughton, my Dad is buried 2 rows over from him at the Laurel Springs Baptist Church Cemetery. We can thank Mr. Doughton that the Parkway landed in WNC, and also for Social Security and him fighting for WPA projects to benefit NC.

[Steven @sjrash]

@oppland67 @EFisherWX It really is

[Steven @sjrash]

@RipsetBirdGang @SpencerHakimian Indeed - a war almost excites him more than a foot tap by a discrete gentleman in the adjacent bathroom stall… almost.

[Steven @sjrash]

@RipsetBirdGang @SpencerHakimian I’m buying what you’re selling here. I think the Lindsey Graham boat needs a bunch of shirtless barely legal boys on it.

[Steven @sjrash]

@SpencerHakimian This is actual blasphemy. Do not mock George Michael

[Steven @sjrash]

@justinpaulson45 @jbarro How about laying off the southern stereotypes? It’s douchy.

[Steven @sjrash]

@JusticeRider7 @DerrickEvans4WV Dude there’s no such thing as “single zero”’in federal taxes anymore. When was the last time you filled out a W4?

[Jake @JakeCan72]

Signs of the times…

A guy reading store signs with typos so bad they loop back around to genius:

“Ho Made Apple Butter”

“Carpet Your Whole for Only $99”

“All Shoplifters Will Be Prostituted”

These signs are a national treasure.

[Steven @sjrash]

@Zweilousness @rahsh33m Yeah there was a lot of buildup. Like I was bracing myself for some crazy shit.

[Steven @sjrash]

@antimattermovi @StateDept Yeah I was being super heavy on the sarcasm. I mean. He thought he could EO away birthright citizenship, right? 😃

[Steven @sjrash]

@antimattermovi @StateDept I think that got overturned by Executive Order.

[Steven @sjrash]

@RestrictedDaily I graduated in 2000, so perhaps I’m particularly annoyed by this because the class of 2001 and all of their “first class of the 21st century” “first class of the new millennium” shit when really it was us.

[BuzzFeed Celeb @BuzzFeedCeleb]

To celebrate the return of "The Morning Show," we had icons Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon play with the cutest puppies while answering all of our questions.

[Steven @sjrash]

@RatKing_101 @CharMeckSchools Considering the fact that Charlotte has never had 2 feet of snow on the ground, like - ever, since recordkeeping began in 1893….. huh?