John Asmuth

gopher, xoogler, soldier, spy

he/him/his

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

Twitter is gone, X is in its place. I have no interest in X, so I'm uninstalling. Bye bye.

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

@ashtonshudson @lemire Random and nondeterministic aren't the same thing. For a statistician or machine learning researcher, "random" means every bit is equally likely to be every value. Something following another distribution might be called "stochastic".

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

@Laura_E_Adkins @Komaniecki_R Sounds like an alegrias

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

@powerfromspace1 @skdh @idkmaen009 Then maybe ask Noam Shazeer or someone who actually helped to create the idea.

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

@ImJasonH :(

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

Not statistics.

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

$30,000 is the cost of the average wedding,
4 hours is the length of the average wedding.

Taking out a $30,000 loan to pay for a 4-hour wedding is crazy to me.

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

@OpenBordersJon @lindsguist Yes, the term paedophile is better.

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

@lindsguist @OpenBordersJon MAP = minor attracted person. It's just as gross when the targets are little girls.

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

@MusicOfLee Yeah that's fair. For me it's always randomly messing with dials until it's good and then carefully not messing with them again.

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

@megollyen @MusicOfLee My son wants to learn piano. He is 5. I labeled the keys and it helps him tremendously.

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

@MusicOfLee @enioeyment I mean, what about paying $5 to avoid that hassle? There are lots of things we could do ourselves if we just spent the time and effort. Making something like this is probably an hour's worth of work, all said and done. You're not buying only the object, but the time.

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

@JoeHocking @ManuelaXibanya The etymology of "staff" in this context is from command staff in the armed forces. Someone who assists in making impactful decisions for your organization.

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

@cestith @LekkerLila @IYNBI The pole can be inferred due to the fact that the other planets rotate the other way.

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

@eyko @dustinmoris @david_whitney @ijrussell Sounds like all those things give you confidence when releasing your code.

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

@gitarra @Komaniecki_R There is no standard, but there is a correct way: note head on the actual pitch, Roman numeral indicating the fret (if it isn't 12, in which case you can leave it out).

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

@mandlebrot890 @debarghya_das @ADGArrio What makes you think it's low quality research?

Likely overall, on average, Harvard will have better research. But one professor can create a lab, draw great students in from all over the country, and create stellar research almost anywhere.

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

https://t.co/859AqmBrHb Memento Mori, by Matt Halper, performed by the New Jersey Guitar Orchestra (and me!) #classicalguitar

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

https://t.co/48Md0TbqDU
Tonight at 7 Eastern! I'm in the ensemble. #classicalguitar

[John Asmuth @skelterjohn]

@CaptCataclysm @katherineschof8 @enbyinjail They're not dressed for you. Leave them alone.