Whew! OK! This Idiocracy meets 1930s Germany mashup simulation has been quite the experience. You guys REALLY nailed it.
I’d like get off the ride and go home now.
The idea of a National Guard tank successfully thwarting a carjacking feels like a scene that got cut from a Fast and Furious screenplay due to plausibility issues.
Funny thing about being the only guy volunteering at Take Your Kid to Work Day is that all the women naturally assume you are useless. After conferring in a huddled group, today’s organizers have decided the ideal thing for me to do is “just stand over there”
Haven’t been in a crowded gym since before Covid. It seems I need a little refresher on etiquette.
Is asking “Hey dipshit, are you going to fucking use that or just [check yourself out in the mirror/scroll insta/shoot a TikTok] all day?” within the realm of proper decorum?
Shoutout to all you poll workers and election officials today. Thank you for all you do.
A thankless job right up there with ‘fantasy football league commissioner’, but slightly more important.
#Vote2024
What are we even talking about here?? When I think about my kids and my family and how they will grow up, the choice is clear to me. VOTE KAMALA HARRIS!!!
Jordan Love is from Bakersfield, CA. Aaron Rodgers is from Chico, CA. Brett Farve is from Gulfport, MS. Bart Starr was from Montgomery, AL. Love Deon, but if QBs can be great in Green Bay, they can be great in Chicago. https://t.co/K157G1d06e
@amuse@JRobFromMN You are a clown.
“I think that this is really an extraordinary unusual circumstance that the law-abiding and rule-following New Yorkers who are business people have nothing to worry about because they’re very different than Donald Trump and his behavior,” Hochul responded.