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Big ideas. Big endeavors. And a little sidekick @raleigh_grace who inspires me every day.

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I can’t wait to show this to my daughter as proof that she can indeed grow up to be a superhero.

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Katelyn Ohashi absolutely crushed the final routine of her collegiate career 👏

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Whew! OK! This Idiocracy meets 1930s Germany mashup simulation has been quite the experience. You guys REALLY nailed it.

I’d like get off the ride and go home now.

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Finally, a school shooting the “thoughts and prayers” crowd gives a shit about.

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The idea of a National Guard tank successfully thwarting a carjacking feels like a scene that got cut from a Fast and Furious screenplay due to plausibility issues.

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When the fuck did my hobbies become “Facebook Marketplace”?

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@SPathf1nder1 Just on TV!

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I gauge every dad’s weekend by the number of times I say “don’t tell your mom about this.”

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They say “measure twice, cut once” but then I wouldn’t be able to Home Depot eight times on a Tuesday.

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Promised my 14 year daughter I’d take her to Lollapalooza next year as long as we could wear the exact same thing.

Her:

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Funny thing about being the only guy volunteering at Take Your Kid to Work Day is that all the women naturally assume you are useless.

After conferring in a huddled group, today’s organizers have decided the ideal thing for me to do is “just stand over there”

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The Art of the Bankruptcy

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Haven’t been in a crowded gym since before Covid. It seems I need a little refresher on etiquette.

Is asking “Hey dipshit, are you going to fucking use that or just [check yourself out in the mirror/scroll insta/shoot a TikTok] all day?” within the realm of proper decorum?

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Man, it’s too bad Bob Barker wasn’t still alive.

He’d have gotten the nod for Secretary of the Treasury.

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Sigh

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Justice Department Concurs With Matt Gaetz Defense That 17-Year-Olds Pretty Much Ready To Roll
https://t.co/sLIIWejwvN

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Nothing signals ‘sad and involuntarily celibate’ like trying to own the libs with a “Your body, my choice.” post.

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Shoutout to all you poll workers and election officials today. Thank you for all you do.

A thankless job right up there with ‘fantasy football league commissioner’, but slightly more important.

#Vote2024

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What are we even talking about here?? When I think about my kids and my family and how they will grow up, the choice is clear to me. VOTE KAMALA HARRIS!!!

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Is this real life?

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Jordan Love is from Bakersfield, CA. Aaron Rodgers is from Chico, CA. Brett Farve is from Gulfport, MS. Bart Starr was from Montgomery, AL. Love Deon, but if QBs can be great in Green Bay, they can be great in Chicago. https://t.co/K157G1d06e

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@DuluthTradingCo are these your Armachillos?

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No pants is better than see-through pants 😆

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@amuse @JRobFromMN You are a clown.

“I think that this is really an extraordinary unusual circumstance that the law-abiding and rule-following New Yorkers who are business people have nothing to worry about because they’re very different than Donald Trump and his behavior,” Hochul responded.