Jason Slagle

[John Scukanec @jscukanec]

An underrated part of Mariner fandom is watching the pregame show talk about how bad the opposing starter has been only to watch him carve up the M’s for the next 6 innings…

[Johel @jmaza86]

“LOL the US fans actually think they can win the World Cup”.

Buddy, we have won 2 World Wars and landed on the Moon by just thinking we can do something. It’s literally our whole thing.

[Andrew Weinstein @Weinsteinlaw]

There's a reason the Michelle Obama-George W. Bush friendship goes viral every time: People are starving for decency. For respect without agreement. For politics without cruelty. Their friendship reminds us what we've lost, and what we can still choose.

[Adam Lewis @AdamLewisPI]

Taking out your best pitcher after 66 pitches when he’s dominating because you don’t want to hurt Luis Castillo’s feelings is not a choice a serious team makes.

[HawkMania @hawkmania4]

The grass in Seattle Stadium, aka Lumen Field looks so nice. Why don't we just keep it.

[Corbin K. Smith @CorbinSmithNFL]

Looking back at #Seahawks historical lineups... This will be the FIRST time in John Schneider's entire tenure that the team is expected to have the same five starting offensive linemen as the end of the previous season.

He's had four returning a couple of times, but NEVER all 5.

[David Hoffman @TrustlessState]

If USA beats you in the World Cup

That country has to call it Soccer until the next World Cup

New rule I just made up

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

A reminder that the Constitution was not written to restrain the citizens' behavior.

It was written to restrain the government's behavior.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

How the fuck do we have $300 billion to rebuild Iran after we spent $80 billion bombing it, when we don’t “have the money” for pediatric cancer research?

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Basically, everybody hates this deal except the Iranian government. Trump surrendered, and it’ll take decades for us to recover from this disaster.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Lots of Trump fanatics are silent today

There's no spinning this one as anything but a disaster

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

One of the greatest political myths that has ever been concocted, amplified, and successfully perpetrated on the American electorate, which began long before Trump, is that the American economy performs better for the people under a Republican than a Democrat.
It doesn't.

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

The Spurs lost because they…

1. Didn’t know how to close a game

2. Allowed De’Aaron Fox to essentially play them out of games with his shitty decisions.

3. Had a coach who didn’t wanna hurt Fox’s feelings

[Lyra Belacqua🟧🟦📚👩🏻‍🏫🦉🍸🏎️🏊🏻‍♀️ @ChambersL614]

#ObamaDayJune14

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

Biden at 80. Trump at 80.

One rode bikes, worked out daily, passed historic legislation, released yearly physicals, and answered endless questions about his age and health.

The other falls asleep in public, rambles through speeches, looks visibly swollen, and has reportedly taken multiple cognitive tests ordered by doctors.

Guess which one the media treated like a five-alarm health crisis. 🙄

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Jesus didn’t build a grand arena to hold gladiator fights for his own amusement.

That was Caesar.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The biggest con Trump ever pulled was convincing millions of people that he’s patriotic and religious

[Aaron Levine @AaronLevine_]

Who saw this one coming? USA vs Australia for control of Group D in SEATTLE next Friday - Let’s GOOOO!!!