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[Michael @Slaughtterbeck]

Those are some memories

[Cross Country Probs @CrossProb]

It's all in the shorts, it's all in the legs

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

animals staring at the trail cam

a thread:

[Liste @endliste]

2 HOURS BEFORE BEDTIME:
I'm so tired. I can't wait to sleep later. I can't do anything

3 HOURS AFTER BEDTIME:
(imagining learning how to play guitar) ☝️I m going to write a song to heal the world

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i've learned a lot about myself this year. which is pretty much the worst thing that can happen to somebody

[Jamrock Hobo @JamrockHobo]

"In two months, you might start sleeping like a normal person. Full recovery will take years, though. It’ll be depressing. And it’ll be boring. Don’t expect any further rewards or handclaps. This is how normal people are all the time."

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

(to the tune of “Jumper” by Third Eye Blind) I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend

[Michael @Slaughtterbeck]

Ep. 3 feels a little bit more like a return to form. But I’d really love to hear from folks who watched as it came out if it felt as obviously lib-coded as it does now

[Michael @Slaughtterbeck]

And the inclusion of Keith David feels so incredibly natural it’s a shame he wasn’t in the original

[Michael @Slaughtterbeck]

It doesn’t have the same sort of nod & wink Bush-era KOTH had! It felt like a show that was good for your republican boomer dad & your millennial anti-war child. Only two episodes in so I’m not trying to hate, but so far the best part seems to be that they got Root and Judge back

[tré easton @treeaston]

BA in Political Science

[lucila .⋆♱ @futuredeadgf]

one of the kindest, most transformative, transgressive, empathetic things i think anyone has ever said. i think about it constantly.

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

saw sabrina carpenter with black hair and almost had to call out of work

[AARON @lidolmix]

sabrina disappearing down the stairs i’m crying this was hilarious she’s so good at being a popstar

[miilatoooo @miiilato]

overthinker mfs getting hit with “ok”

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

[Has Severance Season 3 premiered yet? @SeveranceTVSHOW]

4 days until season 2 of Severance premieres

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

I enjoy running into random people from highschool at the hometown bars and catching up briefly

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

whatever happens i just want everyone to know that i was going through a lot.