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to be the eyes and ears and conscience of the creator of the universe, you fool

[ap @slaydragones]

back from the dead, song writing a novel

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

im such a bitch when im tired. also when im over caffeinated and too awake. also when im hungry. also when im too full. also when im cold. also when im hot. wait am i just a bitch

[ap @slaydragones]

dunno how else to say this, I am running out of steam!

[ap @slaydragones]

everyone on my insta feed is pregnant! they look so happy and are eating so much food! Ugh

[ap @slaydragones]

HUH?

[Nardin Derias, MD @nardinderias]

“Your English is so good and you have no accent” my sister in Christ I’m from Florida

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey man. I saw your instagram story about how you’re at the beach. I was hoping you could delete it? I’m at work and it upsets me

[ap @slaydragones]

GENDER IS FAKE why are we still harping on about testosterone levels. this world is a prison.

[ap @slaydragones]

Their slogans sound like the ones the cool kids made in middle school whilst running for student council. A boy who’s surname is Prime used to say it’s PRIME TIME 🤌 BOSSARDET FOR BOSS 🤌 don’t get under the weather vote for HEATHER 🤌

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Whoever wins the Tory leadership race, you lose.

[ap @slaydragones]

Flirting with the idea of ice cream and strawberries but I think it would give me a tummy ache after all this pasta

[ap @slaydragones]

For dinner I had three bowls of cheese oil and courgette spaghetti (not to be mistaken with courgetti)

[ap @slaydragones]

had cake, cold couscous and half a banana for breakfast

[Rafael Shimunov @rafaelshimunov]

It’s not called suicide when most of the world wants climate action, and 1% of it is stopping us. It’s murder.

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

• Spain: free rail from Sept.
• Luxembourg: free rail full stop.
• Germany: €9 unlimited rail travel per month

England?

Post your ticket prices below:

[ap @slaydragones]

had cake, cold couscous and half a banana for breakfast

[ap @slaydragones]

@henry_calcutt Congrats!!! <33

[ap @slaydragones]

no judgement just fear!

[ap @slaydragones]

why are people i know as friends from uni going to weddings of people that look their age

[ap @slaydragones]

Now I don’t want to have ice cream because this world is telling me that to be normal I must weigh 54kg! I will probably have it anyway.

[ap @slaydragones]

Sorry just watching 500 days of Summer for the first time and the narrator just said Summer is a woman of average weight at 120lb (54 kg) suggesting she is nondescript and NORMAL. This is not average weight. This is the weight of the “girl next door” who is not normal! I am mad

[ap @slaydragones]

Does that even make sense what I just said?