Sarah :)

Yo-ho-ho, it’s an alternative lifestyle for me!

[jake @wormpuller]

Are you glad at me

[🌈🧇Zombi🥞🍬 @sleepizombi334]

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my whimsy

[Sarah :) @smarmooo]

I shovel hot asphalt for 12 hours a day and just eat all my other waking hours, that’s gotta be a least a little hot to someone 😅

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[Pukicho @pukicho]

The threads of fate bind us. I need 40 dollars

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

accidentally parries your high five and watches in horror as my riposte begins

[Paris @goodyhilton]

(Scratching my head with a gun) where the hell did I leave my gun

[tara @proletarat]

Just got scared by something I saw out of the corner of my eye which turned out to be my bangs

[wutty @wuthuh]

Laughing at my own thoughts alone by myself in my room with the lights off

[miri @mishtimere]

mother needs a big fat fucking Beer

[taylor @chillnormalgirl]

i love listening to my hometown's radio station because the ads you have to listen to are just the grocery store promoting that they have a new stock of tackle and beer for ice fishing and announcing that they have slot machines coming in soon

[rune sword @runesword1]

(reading an ancient tome) what the hell are all these words

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

Oh sure let’s blame the guy whose fault it is

[julia @juumelo_]

I’m actually pretty chill considering I’m an insane woman

[luis el malvado (🧙‍♂️) @twinpackstrap]

let’s be paranoid with bestie 🙏 #Pluribus

[✧✦✧✦✧ @VOIDTHROAT]

I found a dead rabbit with six legs on my doorstep and it looked at me with its cold eyes and told me that 2026 is going to be our year

[Gülce @exitsenses]

I’m working on an avant garde sleeping position

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

When I was born they tossed me into a bin labeled 'No good', but then they fished me out, handed me a cane and a top hat, and told me I'd make it in show biz. I think I was tossed head first I'm so sleepy all the time, And violent. Bring me my tap shoes, I feel a song coming on