smartogether

smarter instructions | happier customers

[Poor Scandinavian @RichDenmark]

Maggie Simpson in "The Longest Daycare" | The Simpsons | ANIMATION on FOX: http://t.co/cc7Img8b9A via @youtube

[Eliot Pearson @eliotpearson]

Filabot, hey that’s my idea! http://t.co/gNoRdMeW

[smartogether @smartogether]

@pieratt try a screaming meanie. 120 dB alarm/timer. It's no joke.

[Mark Wiles @pug_whisperer]

I feel handy any time I assemble baby furniture. The guesswork involved with the instructions sparks my architectural imagination. #handyman

[Core77 @core77]

MT @medialab: #ICYMI: Media Lab Director @Joi Ito explains what trends to watch for in 2013: http://t.co/JJbDcQ7G

[smartogether @smartogether]

Sorry, I got a little carried away.

[bob crowley @survivor_bob]

OK brace yourselves men!!! The dreaded "Some Assembly Required " season has begun!! Peg just give me a 27 page instruction manual.."SAR"!!!

[GSV Steen Comer [Shunn SMF] @mediapathic]

"Step 3: Assemble the camera. Instructions: Reverse disassembly instructions."

[-abb @_alxoneill]

Me and my mom are attempting to assemble something together and we cant understand the instructions

[Jeff Strand 🍅 @JeffStrand]

The instructions on this new grill said that it would take 45 minutes to assemble, but, ha, I showed them! It took two hours!

[KneeSaJay @KneeSaJay]

Y is t instructions 2 assemble something never clear?! Some parts not even mentioned where they fit. #frustrated

[The Muse @RummyLauded]

Realistic Christmas Toy Assembly Instructions:

Step 1: You're way too drunk for this.
Step 2: Go sit on the couch & watch TV or something.

[Mouse Philosopher @Bunstropple]

At start of assembly instructions: a warning that women should not be allowed near tools!

[Marie Miller @Marieclarke1]

Afternoon task..assemble table for terrace...all we need to do is follow the instructions..how hard can this be!?!

[Amy Jackson 🚩 @AmyJ_N4]

Think Novotel in Birmingham might have got a bit confused when following their Xmas tree assembly instructions

[Village Learning Place @thevlp]

Hopkins is committing $10 million to strengthen local neighborhoods:

"The future of Johns Hopkins is... http://t.co/BdVQeTfe

[Deb Chachra is mostly not here @debcha]

I might need to look at the assembly instructions again… #emergencyleroy http://t.co/GaqRVGHz