daniel

[it’s will time @uwantmetoiwill]

Put a white boy like me in a quarter zip and my handshake instantly gets firmer and my smile faker

[Jamal @jamalthetenth]

Ticket inspector on my train at 23:15, go home to your kids

[vince @vincestaples]

The world as we knew it died with the 5 dollar footlong

[California @caIiiforniia]

Feeling the love

[fried rice enthusiast @talnottowel]

i have friends that vape but i try to look past that

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Bro there’s nothing worse than when the jig is up

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

I think about this tweet everyday

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Brother told me he got engaged. I tried to smile for him. Couldn’t do it. Avicii is dead

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

A man could live a thousand years and not have such a legacy

[pj @pjayevans]

Pregaming before the scholastic book fair

[ro @_ohitsjustb]

yall gotta start booing djs when the transitions are bad, someones gotta hold them accountable bro

[claire rowden @clx1re]

crying at this person's review of despicable me (2010)

[daniel @smithd_01]

@endclothing @CallumIsbister

[doc shartens @asianbabyg0th]

today is Daisy’s 15th birthday :)

[Anna🇵🇸 @annastephburke]

Nadine Coyle on a drive through the countryside