Roy Snobblecock

CEO of cranking hog #slobbertopper Fastest Hog Cranker in the Western Hemisphere

[Roy Snobblecock @snobblecock]

Buddys slamming beers looking like a gay father that beats his children #goals

[nolan winking @bronyzahhak]

life ain’t all cheeseburgers and blowjobs

[ana pau @infinitebreast_]

Life ain’t all cheeseburgers and blowjobs

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

59 years ago today, Israel attacked the USS Liberty in international waters. 34 crew members were killed and 174 were wounded by the IDF.

Today, I spoke on the House floor to honor the fallen and to recognize the survivors who were present in the gallery.

[Chopped Unc @canceled_corpse]

My hotel room has a Cuck Command Center

[Roy Snobblecock @snobblecock]

This is ponder worthy

[SoaR deejay @pleasekilljay]

if u own 10 cars and get a dui do they put a breathalyzer in all ur cars

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

i dont have a drinking problem im actually really good at it

[Roy Snobblecock @snobblecock]

Ya I may be drunk but I’m still literate

[Roy Snobblecock @snobblecock]

@Filmore6969 Thought this was you for a second

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

gonna switch things up today by going to the gym and playing video games instead of just having sex with supermodels all day

[Roy Snobblecock @snobblecock]

Might be reasonable use of force

[gex @severalbird]

beating my girlfriend because walmart changed their layout and im scared and confused

[Roy Snobblecock @snobblecock]

@fw_andyyy Pizza

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever drank 14 Coors Banquets in a garage?

[ali @probablyalissa]

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

[Roy Snobblecock @snobblecock]

I don’t even know what’s happening anymore #RIP

[Roy Snobblecock @snobblecock]

“Today children were gonna be learning about socialism”

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx.

In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.

[Roy Snobblecock @snobblecock]

Glad I don’t have this problem #white

[Prawcin @Prawcin]

my penis is kinda big

[Roy Snobblecock @snobblecock]

@Filmore6969 let’s talk about buttered sausage #resonable

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

Oh ur a stoner? Ok name every stone

[misto @mistowho]

went into dominoes and said "pizza pizza" they shot me in the chest with a rifle

[Roy Snobblecock @snobblecock]

I don’t abuse alcohol I teach it a fucking lesson #baddaytobeabeer