Sophie Rhoads

Pretty tall. Likes shiny things. She/her

[Sophie Rhoads @snrhoadsy]

When you realize that Luke Skywalker was really just a projection across the galaxy the whole time

[Sophie Rhoads @snrhoadsy]

@julia_wahl_ Lmao “I can’t be this tall and thick” I might have to make that my epitaph

[Olivia @oliviakdes]

Governor Holcomb: all Hoosiers 16+ will be eligible for the vaccine on March 31st

us: yay! :)

Governor Holcomb: I am also ending the mask mandate on April 6th

us: what! :)

[Hamdia Ahmed @hamdia_ahmed]

I was really upset that homeless people did not have access to the $1,400 stimulus check.

I just found this out. If you are homeless, you can go to a tax return office where they will file something called EIP return. They will put the money on a debit card after.

Retweet.!

[Katherine Heubeck is on Mastodon @KatHeubeck]

Sorry but this is the best bird story I’ve ever read. The update is *chefs kiss*

[… @richonnesokoye]

GORILLA GLUE GIRL GOT HER HAIR BACK YASSSSS

[WJZ | CBS Baltimore @wjz]

Maryland Rep. Jamie Raskin chokes up as he recalls his daughter, Tabitha, and son-in-law's terrifying moments during the U.S. Capitol riots on Jan. 6. You can keep up with the impeachment trial live on-air and https://t.co/izZxUvW6gS.

[Billy Blanks @billygoatblanks]

@AmericasComic For those wondering what’s going on. Here’s a quick simple explanation

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

oh shit. i'm at a doctors appointment, and i legit forgot to take the sugar glider out of my sports bra. let's hope she stays asleep!!!

[ali @alirichthem]

i am once again asking if he had it comin’

[Sophie Rhoads @snrhoadsy]

This QAnon meltdown is undeniably satisfying wow 😭😭😭

[Jared, but in Dallas @jaredallas]

J-Lo just sent that poor teleprompter guy into cardiac arrest

[Doug Gordon @dgordon52]

What an amazing and historic photo.

[(dr-ix) @its_dryx]

I had to

[Bo Erickson Reuters @BoKnowsNews]

New: Here’s a breakdown of the 17 executive actions President Biden will sign this afternoon in the Oval. Many directly undo Trump's touted accomplishments. @cbsnews

[chriscjackson on Bluesky @ChrisCJackson]

“Guess who can still tweet motherfuc-”

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

Truly 😭

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

✔️

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

whether you like him or not everyone can agree that bernie’s message discipline is incredible

[Hübbie @BlackTiePenguin]

When countless citizens lost voting rights to criminal offenses over marijuana possession, a White man trespasses onto the lawmaking chambers of the supposed free nation and lights a joint to parade his privilege. Read that as many times as you need to.