Sasha

[Sasha @snugglebutt92]

#VoiceSaveShawn

[Sasha @snugglebutt92]

#VoiceSaveKim !!!

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Kvy_kev @Kvy_kv]

A friendly surprise blowjob is a cheap holiday stocking stuffer.

[Sasha @snugglebutt92]

#VoiceSaveReagan please!

[Sasha @snugglebutt92]

Can’t let that baby girl go! #voicesavereagan

[Sasha @snugglebutt92]

#VoiceSaveLynnea

That wasn’t even close!

[🏳️‍🌈Honest Bitch™ @GreedyGrumpGirl]

I’m Hangry 95% of the day
The other 5% I’m tired.

Either feed me or put me down for a nap.

Do not approach me without food.

YOU’RE WELCOME

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

The future is here and it's stupid

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Team Fluff won the Puppy Bowl

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

I like to yell, "FUCK, YEAH!" when the fast food guy asks if I'd like any sauces, so he knows exactly how serious I am about condiments.

[AJ @BlueeSoull]

A good woman doesn't want superman. She knows he doesn't exist. All she wants is a good man who can bring loyalty, stability and consistency to her life.

[jan @JJSummertime]

FYI:
If you burst into tears at the bar, the bartender will buy you a drink.

[Rubsomedirtonit™️ @_rubdirtonit]

Just saw a squirrel fall out of a tree and that fucker didn’t fly for shit.

[Sasha @snugglebutt92]

It’s cold and I hate it. 😭😭

[༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 ༺ @herprettybones]

I’m an insecure disaster. Wanna fuck?

[Shane @shanethevein]

I don’t know what they call subtweets on Facebook but that shit is like 10 times more dramatic.