Melissa Von Ruden

Why be normal when weird is way more fun!

[12s @12s]

We heard you @JDMorgan 🫡

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@johngocee @fugitivemama Bless your heart, boomer.

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@TukwilaPD How scary, I pray the juvenile heals quickly.

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@heidi_schauble @TukwilaPD You are a disgusting human.

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

Remember when Taylor Swift was sexually assaulted, and then got sued? Remember that lawyer who asked if she was sorry she got a man fired?

She shut it down with "The unfortunate events of his life are the product of his decisions, not mine."

Then Time put her on the cover.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

The differences could not be more clear.

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@applezing @NicoFromBklyn @KING5Seattle I hope they are right.

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@KING5Seattle live shooter at southcenter mall

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@YukiKawagu16618 @MadeleineDoyle_ @KING5Seattle @TukwilaPD @komonews @RentonpdWA Hope you got out ok.

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@bigcajunwba But what about the poor water pressure?

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Please, someone find out where this baby is!

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@WAStateGov @GovInslee

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@MrWallace7 Don't use the word "Witch" like it's a bad thing. We don't go around calling people "Christians " because we don't like them !

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@GovInslee @MurrayCampaign Please do something to help the kids at Summit Sierra High. This is a bad situation that children shouldn't be in the middle of.

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@difficultpatty Always 2 extra, 7!

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@WhismanSucks Happy birthday, may your day be as colorful as your dress!

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@WhismanSucks Is this wrong? Or oh so right?

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@mrbusasupreme @WhismanSucks Had to

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@nypost 48?

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@FightHaven Too far, there are de escalation techniques or walking away.