Joel van Dorp

Hedonic dreadmill interlocuter. Everything's computer. ✌️

[Joel van Dorp @sojoelboy]

@psycogenicFugue Astartes

[Michael Bargury @mbrg0]

we hijacked microsoft's copilot studio agents and got them to spill out their private knowledge, reveal their tools and let us use them to dump full crm records

these are autonomous agents.. no human in the loop

#DEFCON #BHUSA @tamirishaysh

[Joel van Dorp @sojoelboy]

@pranjal_chaubey @Read_Acted Yeah, that's something completely different and SpaceSense is marketed with motion detection features.
You specifically mentioned Philips Smart lights "have been doing this for years", and I still don't see any source or reference to this claim.

[Joel van Dorp @sojoelboy]

@pranjal_chaubey @Read_Acted I have done that. You still haven't provided any sources let alone reasoning. Waiting for you to share what sensors could be used for motion tracking that don't directly rely on Wi-Fi capabilities?

[Joel van Dorp @sojoelboy]

@AmericanFutbol4 @aspiringpeasant the emdash is killing me

[Joel van Dorp @sojoelboy]

@pranjal_chaubey @Read_Acted claims like this require a source, where is your citation or reasoning?

[Matt Johansen @mattjay]

🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read.

He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords

Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:

[Joel van Dorp @sojoelboy]

@alexnpress success

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

They were in fact not "currently clean on OPSEC"

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Welp, there it is. Elon is paying for sex-selective IVF because he hates women so much he only wants sons, not daughters. Which finally answers why he hates his trans daughter enough to disown her and say she is dead.

[Karandeep Singh @kdpsinghlab]

If NVIDIA ever fails, it’s bc they got stuck at CUDA and never moved on to WUDA and SHUDA.

[Joel van Dorp @sojoelboy]

@RobMcNealy @eshear @firasd It looks like there are experiments being done to make this more accessible.

https://t.co/3e1ZlqpZjw

[Joel van Dorp @sojoelboy]

@TheWapplehouse the hammock-side table

[Millie @HereisMillie]

@VictoriqueM

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.

[LaurieWired @lauriewired]

As of today, google is allowing .zip domains to be registered. I'm sure no one will start using this for malicious purposes...right? RIGHT??

[Julian Gough @juliangough]

Hmmm. I just had a bizarre experience, involving a global news organisation and a trillion dollar corporation. (I got caught in the middle, so... owch.)
It’s not the sort of experience the people involved usually talk about in public… so I think I’ll talk about it in public.
🧵

[Joel van Dorp @sojoelboy]

@StrangestMedia beatiful front lawn on display

[Joel van Dorp @sojoelboy]

@who_shot_jgr is that a door?

[Joel van Dorp @sojoelboy]

@benedictevans My concern with cookies has to do more with the lack of transparency in aggregated datasets from resellers and 3rd party marketplaces that offer users with no avenue to view or adjust the access to data originating each user.