Kill Dill: Volume 1

“I stay high like giraffe pussy in my trap house smokin' bubba kushie”- Gucci Mane

[Kill Dill: Volume 1 @Solidus_Mantis]

Fart blew both my legs clean off

[Kill Dill: Volume 1 @Solidus_Mantis]

Making Tim Allen grunting noises while shitting

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

Walmart I’m inside you

[Kill Dill: Volume 1 @Solidus_Mantis]

The shit I took got my brown hole feeling like the Grand Canyon

[Kill Dill: Volume 1 @Solidus_Mantis]

Fart knockers

[Kill Dill: Volume 1 @Solidus_Mantis]

They should just announce Half Life 3

[Kill Dill: Volume 1 @Solidus_Mantis]

They put fucking Tupac in a video game

[Kill Dill: Volume 1 @Solidus_Mantis]

The only good Conjuring movie was the first one

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Anyone that uses grok needs to be raped to death with scissors

[Kill Dill: Volume 1 @Solidus_Mantis]

I wish I was a zombie so Ada Wong would kill me

[Kill Dill: Volume 1 @Solidus_Mantis]

I’m at the point in my life where i don’t even wanna wipe anymore

[yip @yipfella]

I wanna rub her discharge on my chest like Vicks

[Kill Dill: Volume 1 @Solidus_Mantis]

Dislocating my shoulders so I have a longer reach

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

I left my PAWG In a hot car

[Kill Dill: Volume 1 @Solidus_Mantis]

Pulling my dick and balls over my belt to piss

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

She sucks my off

[Kill Dill: Volume 1 @Solidus_Mantis]

Running head first into my fridge

[slim @imonwwe]

too many mexicans in mexico for me

[Laurence @ibeonline]

Just ate a burger

[Kill Dill: Volume 1 @Solidus_Mantis]

Tugging on my porker

[NICK @unseriousnick]

i was told to kick rocks, so i did. nothing happened.