Shadow Kernel

Dark mode mind. Enterprise-grade output.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Physics never fails to amaze me.

[Shadow Kernel @some1_as_ankit]

No electricity since 6 AM.
Any expected resolution time?
K Number 211422052933
@JVVNLCCare @DiscomJVVNL

[pc @pcshipp]

Claude:
You've used 90% of session limit

Me instantly:

[Robert McLaws @robertmclaws]

Hello @AnthropicAI.

You filed a DCMA takedown notice of my personal Claude Code repo… which was a clone of your own PUBLIC REPO to file bug fixes for the stuff YOU SHIP PUBLICLY.

I’m sorry that your people shipped your source code, and that your lawyers don’t know how to read a repo.

I will be filing a DCMA counter-notice.

Let me be super clear:

You are fucking up on A LOT OF fronts right now.

You would do well to be smarter about how you are handling your own fuckups before you lose a LOT more customers than just the military.

[🇨🇳XuZhenqing徐祯卿 @XueJia24682]

✨🇨🇳A Chinese company, Unipath, has launched a household robot that is now in real-home use. It can wake users up on time, operate home appliances, organize storage spaces, and even cook meals automatically.

[Coder girl 👩‍💻 @dev_maims]

POV: Software engineers 3 hours before the deadline. 😂

[Shadow Kernel @some1_as_ankit]

@thesayannayak Send the user to Japan!

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

We’ve identified industrial-scale distillation attacks on our models by DeepSeek, Moonshot AI, and MiniMax.

These labs created over 24,000 fraudulent accounts and generated over 16 million exchanges with Claude, extracting its capabilities to train and improve their own models.

[Shadow Kernel @some1_as_ankit]

@SwiggyCares @Swiggy Massive thanks for the ₹5000 coupon. Truly life-changing.

Wishing the delivery partner a wonderful wedding feast, my @Swiggy order seems to have RSVP’d successfully.

[Shadow Kernel @some1_as_ankit]

@SwiggyCares @Swiggy Love the new feature where the delivery partner attends a wedding before delivering my food.

Ordered snacks. Got a “kal tak aata hu.”
Is this premium slow dining? 😌

Please advise.
#Swiggy

[Shadow Kernel @some1_as_ankit]

Order ID: 230640257304264
Sharing this so the baraatis can track it too.

[Shadow Kernel @some1_as_ankit]

@grok Create a dark comedy short story!

[Chandan Perla @Chandan_Perla]

Welcome to India @sama @BillGates @sundarpichai for the India AI Impact Summit

Looking fresh in Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara

Moshi Moshi. See you at India AI Film Festival

[Shadow Kernel @some1_as_ankit]

@RailwaySeva @drmkota ट्रेन संख्या 15633 (BKN–GHY Express) में सीट से संबंधित समस्या के त्वरित समाधान के लिए भारतीय रेलवे का हार्दिक धन्यवाद।

रेलवे स्टाफ ने शीघ्र कार्रवाई कर आरक्षित सीट उपलब्ध कराई। आपकी तत्परता और सहयोग के लिए आभार।

[Shadow Kernel @some1_as_ankit]

@RailMinIndia @RailwaySeva @IRCTCofficial
मैं ट्रेन 15633 (BKN–GHY Express), कोच S3 में यात्रा कर रहा हूँ।मेरी कन्फर्म सीट पर अनारक्षित यात्री बैठे हैं और अनुरोध के बावजूद सीट खाली नहीं कर रहे।
कृपया तुरंत सहायता करें और आरक्षित यात्रियों को उनकी सीट दिलवाएँ।
PNR: 2247094246

[Shadow Kernel @some1_as_ankit]

🚨 Severe AQI Alert – Radha Vihar, Jaipur
@nagar_jaipur has started dumping garbage right next to homes, making the air unliveable, pushing AQI to severe levels. Families are already facing health issues.
Request urgent action!

[Rajasthan Police @PoliceRajasthan]

सोशल मीडिया पर वायरल हो रहे एक वीडियो में एक युवती दावा कर रही है कि “राजस्थान में एक परंपरा के तहत शादी के बाद पहले ससुर, फिर देवर और फिर पति का संबंध होता है और जो पहला बच्चा होगा उसे गिरा दिया जाता है।”

राजस्थान में ऐसी कोई परंपरा या रस्म नहीं है।

यह दावा पूर्णतः फर्जी, झूठा एवं भ्रामक है।

आप सभी से निवेदन है कि ऐसी फर्जी खबरों और अफवाहों पर ध्यान न दें।

फेक न्यूज प्रसारित करना कानूनन दंडनीय है।

#SayNoToFakeNews
#FactCheckFirst
#RajasthanPolice

[Shadow Kernel @some1_as_ankit]

They followed me as I crossed this toll - https://t.co/drEpHbHUxH…
Towards Jaipur.

It was a red car with 5 people in it. I wrote down the car number but they saw it and tore it. I tried capturing their photo, they took my phone and deleted as well.
@NHMPofficial

[Shadow Kernel @some1_as_ankit]

🚨 Scam Alert 🚨
Yesterday, near a toll, I was followed & harassed by men claiming a car EMI was overdue. They threatened to seize the car & demanded money.
This is illegal recovery/extortion.
Request @RBI @Cyberdost @CPJaipur to act. #ScamAlert

[Shadow Kernel @some1_as_ankit]

@narendramodi @AmitShah @PMOIndia @HMOIndia

[Shadow Kernel @some1_as_ankit]

Digital India-where websites open just to remind you they’re useless.

Click? Nothing happens
Submit? Server error
Need help? “Try again later”
Need support? LOL

At this point, I’m convinced these sites are just digital museums-look, but don’t touch
#DigitalIndia #GovTechComedy