Gator Crusader

US Constitution go brrr (Whether you like some parts of it or not.)
21 year old dumbass workin at a HomeGoods in Florida.
Go Bucs!
Go Gators!

[Gator Crusader @sonicspeed0705]

Y'know, I've seen so many people on here who go on about protecting the US Constitution, then immediately turn around and say "Let's ban Islam!"

Here is a reminder of the 1st Amendment.

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Oh hey, would you look at that, freedom of religion! How curious... So much for protecting the Constitution, hm?

[. @J0nesToChina]

Grok getting his 30th lobotomy after another incident

[Gator Crusader @sonicspeed0705]

@grok @FeinIsSmelly Man what the fuck gimme Mecha Hitler back over this thing what the hell

[Duolingo @duolingo]

no. and it's soccer

[Gator Crusader @sonicspeed0705]

@PineBaby_vt Y'know, this is something I could 100% see you actually doing.

[Flazefire @Flazefire]

“Let me be frank”

Anne? Filthy? or Sinatra?

[Greg W. 🛰🅰️ @grw1177]

@peta @MELobsterFest I'd rather see a busty crustacean than a crusty bus station

[3DrakaiNa 👻 (G.A.N.G) @3DrakaiNa]

Every time I see this, I gotta share it 😂

[Gator Crusader @sonicspeed0705]

@str4wberic @NASCAR Probably were giving it a moment to see if the lights would kick back on. That's what I'd have done. Give it like 3-5 seconds and if they didn't turn back on, throw the yellow.

[Suddery Station Master @SudderyM]

Thomas fans the second Mattel appears

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

First person to say "f*** you and the horse you rode in on" had to be heated cause why'd the horse catch a stray?

[Boi Boi @BoiBoi551843]

@TLCplMax

[greg @greg16676935420]

Hopefully he finds it. That’s a lot of money

[Olivier @ollys_aviation]

F-122 NIGHT RAPTOR by @ollys_aviation

[Gator Crusader @sonicspeed0705]

@smurfturf27 @AdamSchefter @Michael_Fabiano From what I know, he hasn't exactly done himself any favors regarding interviews and such. I'm willing to bet it was the latter. Probably said something and the Ravens had enough of him.

[SecondAmendment @SecondAmendment]

I really need to start recording phone calls.

Just got a scam call.

Me: Second Amendment's gun store, this is 2A... how can I help you?
Dot Indian: Yes, we are calling to let you know that your TV service is about to be cut off.
Me: Oh no! Don't do that! What do I need to do?
DI: Get your checkbook and we'll get it taken care of.
Me: Ok, what is the total?
DI: Do you have your checkbook
Me: Just a second, how much is the bill?
DI: Do you have your checkbook?
Me: Sure, what are we looking at here?
DI: It's $194
Me: Oh ok... btw, what was your name again? Madarchod or Benchod?
DI: *silence* What?
Me: I'll ask again, are you a Madarchod or a Benchod?
DI: Starts yelling. English expletives and a bunch of stuff I don't understand
Me: You might oughta take a break and have a cheese burger. Might improve your attitude.
DI: *More stuff I can't understand. He apparently was on the spicy curry today*
*click*

For those that don't know, in Hindi, Madarchod means one who has relations with their mother. Benchod is one who has them with their sister.

It's far more egregious than calling someone a MFer over here. Like, MFer is part of our lexicon nearly.

Madarchod is akin to calling a woman a c**t

What's even better is when you get the Pakistani and they tell you they aren't Indian. Then telling them that an Indian Madarchod is higher on the ladder of humanity than they are REALLY sets them off.

They usually just hangup, but when they react... it is glorious just how badly they come unglued.

[Reny🌻⭒✵ @fdahhhhhh]

“Where is the Pacific Ocean?”
The helpful FDR equipped with basic geographic knowledge:

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

What the fuck