Jewel

:)

[ally @allyqury]

I like my men geographically inconvenient

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

mom, dad, i think im a website

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

me as a detective: ok wait omg

[zam @zamdoteth]

I just found out the GPT in ChatGPT stands for Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer

[cem hasimi @cemhah]

take a quick dip

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

I RECOGNISE NO EARTHLY AUTHORITY EXCEPT FOR THE BUS DRIVER

[cem hasimi @cemhah]

ribbit 🌸

[$ẞ @ALMIGHTYSW4VY]

G herbo app down?

[Spooky Nicole Smith (Whorror era) @Y2Komrade]

I love dick pics but not in a sexual way I’m just kinda nosey

[₊˚⊹ ♡ ₊˚⊹ @ilmkittycat]

Your soulmate is canadian

[reihera ☭ @re1hera]

before I get the tattoo has stalin said or done anything problematic

[cheyenne 🍉 @cheykology]

will smith just fucked chris rock

[lily @slammablelecter]

my cousin died in a Microsoft Authenticator accident

[Nickeee @Nick__Nation]

Hey sorry I missed your text I was trying to change the prophecy

[i think @kutaiuranium]

doing sex work to afford angry birds microtransactions

[pruzin paaland 🇳🇴 @gruzinhaa9lnd]

my future daughter will be so mad when i name her erling haaland

[ravn @mfnravn]

also mandela effect is wild i swear i had more hoes than this