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Sue, you’re shouting at tea.
Still European 🇪🇺

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Yikes @OpenTable

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@RF_Travel_News @RedFunnelFerry Any chance you can hold the jet a few minutes? The bus is stuck in traffic by the station. Would be a nice gesture after everything commuters have dealt with this month

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@RF_Travel_News @RedFunnelFerry Hi, will the Redjet definitely be back to timetable tomorrow? Need to know whether to change train tickets

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Give him a chance #IsleofWight, the people paying your wages didn’t expect you to do anything for the first 7 years did they

[Bob Seely @IoWBobSeely]

Agreed. It’s simply not good enough, Fran Collins. @RedFunnelFerry . More on this later. Either run a bloody service or get somebody else to do so. Bob

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Years back my daughter dropped an old elastic hairband as we crossed a road. She was desperate to go back “before a man stole it.”
As I told her to wait for the green light & nobody was going to steal it, a man picked it up and pocketed it.
I’ve thought about that 100 times.

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@TrueCrimeObsess Had a chaotic work meeting, here’s my notes 😆

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Back here after a year or something to share my horror at #c4thejury. Misogynistic or just plain stupid, that’s who we give the job of justice to. Most of them literally didn’t understand the evidence or the decision they were supposed to be making.

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@British_Airways I have DMed but received an automated response saying the chatbot doesn’t understand my question.

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@British_Airways Hi, been trying to get through to you for days to discuss a rescheduled flight booked through BA flying with Qatar. No options to resolve on web or app. Getting urgent as I need to apply for visas. Advice?

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@RF_Travel_News 1830 is running from Southampton.

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Anyone work in UX for the @British_Airways app or website? I have so much feedback for you. What an incredibly, and continually, frustrating experience.

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@petetrainor Every year after Isle of Wight Festival I drive past a similar scene and it makes me feel very sad. Nobody’s learning anything are they.

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@British_Airways @Beathhigh That’s Sir Ian.

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And please keep me on my toes by arbitrarily changing the spacing between bulleted lists and line breaks

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If money was immediately and permanently no object, what would you do?

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@SoVeryBritish Doofer

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@b33rdy @StuartDavies Didn’t we get a dislike button on here at some point?

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@b33rdy @StuartDavies This only narrowly beats obsessively combing your beard over food preparation areas and claiming it’s “hygienic”. Mentioning no names.

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Charlie fookin Dimmock

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

In a field of 17 candidates, I came 8th. And for the second time in three years, I beat UKIP and Piers Corbyn in a democratic election. If that’s not a sign of hope, nothing is.