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We’re all ascending in 2026

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@Babygravy9 Wow Raw Egg I think you got him this time, I think it’s really over and he’ll never recover from this. Nail in the coffin type shit

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@JoseMP2101 Pic 1- best pic of just you, pic 2- personality pic, pic 3- social proof pic, pic 4- just you, pic 5-any of the former

Get rid of pronouns, cut biographical details in half, put prompts that are either funny or invoke curiosity

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@DannyKPolitics Nitpicking faggot

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@JayDyer I get down on myself sometimes but then I remember there are Owen Benjamin fans who think he’s funny and follow his advice and call themselves bears

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@BowTiedYukon Fuck

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RIP big Lindz 🫡

#lindseygraham #fitness #fitnessmotivation #warhawk

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@AFpost Bro I’ve heard enough make this man king @j_fishback

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@zachary135791 Not at all. Strict overall + little bit of english on laterals just = more gains

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@j_fishback Go get em goat

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@chosengroypette

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@Clavicular0

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@len0killer @sama Enough is enough

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@FuentesUpdates

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@RolloRouen @BasilianThought Agree in principle, although I think the majority of people are on board with deporting them at this point. Do you seriously think that will ever happen?

Violence makes it so politicians are putting lives at risk through the furtherance of immigration. Brutal solution

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@StefanMolyneux The final egg inside a 37 year old

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@asukagrypr It’s from wearing that dumb muzzie cap

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@francesca_clips @NickJFuentes Best thing you could do to help Fishback win, if that is your true intention, is stop talking

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@DFDvbya Idk modern Germans give the English a run for their money in a pussy measuring contest

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@MzteryMan @Bengal_DPT Afraid to say a word, afraid to show your face, afraid of an exercise.

A scared man

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“I’m a manly man, I would never do hip thrusts that’s gay hurr durr.”

This guy claims to be a doctor of physical therapy and sells programs for correctives

Legitimately believes compounds are more effective than single join movements 🙄

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Why are you, as a man, doing hip thrusts.