meghan speight

look. i'm just being honest. that excuses me from empathy or tact, right?

[meghan speight @speight_meghan]

@jess_buczkowski tailgated next to him last october! he was so proud of this shirt

[trash jones @jzux]

oceans: hot tub

aliens: real

economy: disintegrating

me: hey just circling back on my last email

[trash jones @jzux]

“no one remembers the weird thing you said at that party” actually the weird thing you said has become a sacred inside joke that bonded several people at that party together forever

[meghan speight @speight_meghan]

@m1k4yl4 touch grass is the only way i know how

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

why do they call it the legend of zelda when you don’t even get to play as zelda? I have to play as a stinky boy?? should be called the legend of some guy

[trash jones @jzux]

i wasn’t born to work a 9-5 i was born to play the sims

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

One day you’re young and clueless and the next you’re standing in the front yard nodding at the rain mumbling “we needed this.”

[Jay @idek_tb]

me listening to my coworkers telling their whole business whilst not revealing a single detail of mine

[♡ @girlboss_eraig]

it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is

[trash jones @jzux]

oh you love me? name three diseases i think i have

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me after hanging out with my friends and remembering life is worth living

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I would sit down with Squidward and be the first person to just truly listen.

[meghan speight @speight_meghan]

🤷‍♀️

[mikayla @m1k4yl4]

“No we went out for wrestlemania and got that cowboy to drive us back to your moms.” @speight_meghan 😂😂😂😂

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

No offense to my coworkers but I do not want to get lunch together. I want to listen to a podcast while I enjoy a burrito bowl and scroll my phone alone.

Unless of course you want to talk shit about everyone at the office, in which case i am very much down to pop out for a bite

[meghan speight @speight_meghan]

@m1k4yl4 @SpencerAlthouse oh thanks

[meghan speight @speight_meghan]

@m1k4yl4 @SpencerAlthouse i relate to them

[meghan speight @speight_meghan]

@ayyolexx I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUUUUUCH

[trash jones @jzux]

“what’s stopping you from-” listen i am so so sleepy

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

[at a low point and on the verge of a meltdown] i should make a to-do list