dick phuc

[Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note]

I think a lot of people seeing this on Twitter are treating Lawrence as a random town in Kansas and not a place with 40,000 students, thousands of internationals and 30 minutes from a metropolitan area of 1 million plus people.

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is

[Jenni @hashjenni]

WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SAYS HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT AMERICANS FINANCIAL SITUATION.
ITS TIME TO GET RID OF HIM

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Handles.
Defense.
3 ball.
And he’ll beat da other team star player ass if they wanna fight.

DA CAPTAIN. KIRK HINRICH

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Zohran Mamdani is proof that politicians could get a lot of shit done if they actually cared about people

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

I don’t think people realise how many “functioning” suicidal people they’ve met, people still go to work, still joke, still pay bills. The human mind is capable of hiding extraordinary pain.

[Zito @_Zeets]

We’re letting Mormons have too much influence in culture. They should be doing their weird shit far away from the rest of us.

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

No job can ever make me feel bad for using my PTO. People be like I have 709 hours of pto. Good for you, buddy. I have 4 hours and I’m about to use that

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

There’s no such thing as being polite at a 4-way stop. If it’s your turn, fucking go.

[✨amanda✨ @luvu2golka]

stop showing me maga accounts as hidden ads you fuck ass app

[Evergreen Intel @vcdgf555]

Happy 15th anniversary to this tweet.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Actually, you misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

[dick phuc @spen_mac]

Went to the ballpark tonight, this team is fun

[The College Baseball Show @CollegeBSBShow]

The Kansas Jayhawks stay red hot and continue to prove why their one of the best teams in the country.

Mark breaks down what has made this team so special ⤵️

[Red Pinto Tailgate @PintoTailgate]

🤔😃

[Redkacheek @redkacheek]

FREE THIS MAN

[Lenny Kimes @ComplicitLenny]

You mean to tell me the first time this asshole attends the correspondence dinner he’s attacked. But he can golf every weekend without issue. Yeah. Okay.

[dick phuc @spen_mac]

@CarrotFollower Milton Bradley

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

The difference between humans and animals is that animals won’t let the dumbest ones lead the pack.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If your religion told you to forgive a pedo and disown your gay child, you're a cunt and your religion is shit.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

The FBI director is posting like a free agent wide receiver