bruce

whhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[zane firehammer @killlikebutton]

My kid vapes but he’s only allowed the ones with no screen on it

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I hadn't seen this edit before and it's making me cry laugh

[bruce @spicynines]

Why did it take project hail mary for people to watch the nice guys

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Groby @groby5000000]

Ah yes. I believe it was Heffley who discussed this in "Rodrick Rules"

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Physicist 120 years ago: Maybe the inside of an atom is like plum pudding.

Physicist today: Light doesn’t experience time. All this shit might not even be real.

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

"Cap'n! The ship! She cannae take much more!" You don't know that. The ship's never been blown apart before, we have no idea what she can take. Besides, she's called the "Indomitable" not the "Domitable if you shoot us with a few cannons." We do appear to be sinking, though, yes.

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[Lena @chancevisitors]

[offering nothing of value] new york needs me

[bruce @spicynines]

It’s about that time of the year where I watch dazed and confused and feel good about life

[keegan @FranziaMom]

I called Ikea to find out why I haven’t gotten a refund yet and the woman at the customer service call center said, “I can’t tell you what it is, but something very bad has happened.”

[bruce @spicynines]

gotta be able to hoop, too. just in case

[bruce @spicynines]

Harlem Globetrotters style lawn care company where we weedeat blindfolded and mow on two wheels

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

"The Plan? Stay poor forever so we can have lifetime passes to look at fish.”

[“Tom”. @NotThatTomGreen]

I know women aren’t treated fairly in sports. But at least give her a car. Don’t make her run.

[bruce @spicynines]

@lex88di9

[fishious @fishquichee]

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

[bruce @spicynines]

The Devil wears Prada, too?!

[bruce @spicynines]

Beautiful woman named Optimized Battery Charging blowing up my phone tn