bruce

minestrone. souped, not stewed.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

“hi im darth vader. Whats football”

[bruce @spicynines]

they FIRED my ass today. Cut my check and sent a quirked up white boy HOME

[294-53-6143 🔜 hell @294_53_6143]

open mic set where i spend the whole time just visibly scrolling thru tweets. every 45 seconds going "okay this one's pretty good" and reading one off verbatim

[jake @wormpuller]

My boss just broke no contact again

[matt @mattybtweets69]

I guess they're finally hiring a new allocator to be their logo

[garshmo @garshmo]

I could beat a guy in chess in one move it’s called the tombstone piledriver

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Can I get the restroom code playboy

[✮ @istgnolimit]

bilf (book i'd like to finish)

[benis 📺🐒 @BenisXDDDDDD]

you're right john lennon, I will think about it

[PunishedWhit @PunishedWhit]

That was "Panama", by Van Halen. Next up is "Panama", by Van Halen.

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

hey bro can you cashapp me hella dollars and cents

[bruce @spicynines]

This driving with no seatbelt shit easy asf

[dopce @chromesandwich]

*making thousands of errors* i think I'm in a flowed state

[dan @Dansplainer]

does anyone else want to go to bed soon #tired

[Dillon @lLikeEatingPoop]

Don’t give a fuck no more

[paige “grug” grugcel @GRUGCEL]

drove a car without power steering for like 4 years and it felt like this