Robert

[Robert @squatswithducks]

@Snooker_Loopy8 Add me

[Robert @squatswithducks]

@TicketmasterCS Absolutely disgusted that I still haven’t been contacted about this. Clearly there’s no intention of replying and now the sale is going ahead my chance of getting a ticket has gone. 👍🏻

[Robert @squatswithducks]

@TicketmasterCS spending another day hoping to hear back from you as I’m waiting in limbo not knowing what is happening…

[Robert @squatswithducks]

@TicketmasterCS losing hope I’m going to get any email at all regarding Taylor Swift. I’m clearly not the only one who’s registered and received nothing - any chance of confirming either way without a generic reply please?

[Robert @squatswithducks]

@LindsMorrison @TicketmasterCS I’ve been waiting since Friday night for an email reply. If I’m honest I’m just disappointed at how this whole ticket sale has been handled. Think I’m going to end up with one very disappointed niece

[Robert @squatswithducks]

@TicketmasterCS So if you advise that within 24 hours is your response time, and you’re not achieving that currently, what is your actual current response time? Obviously with the sale coming up this is getting more and more time critical. So do I wait, or re-submit?

[Robert @squatswithducks]

@TicketmasterCS Thanks for the reply. I’ve already done that and had no response other than your automatic reply that says I should hear within 24 hours. It’s beyond your timescale, so what’s the escalation process please?

[Robert @squatswithducks]

@TicketmasterCS losing hope I’m going to get any email at all regarding Taylor Swift. I’m clearly not the only one who’s registered and received nothing - any chance of confirming either way without a generic reply please?

[Robert @squatswithducks]

@ArgosHelpers I’m having difficulty getting beyond your bot as it won’t accept my order number. Please could you confirm receipt of the DM, cheers

[Robert @squatswithducks]

Hi @ArgosHelpers could I have a chat with someone about a coffee machine that’s been sold to me, and when I open the box has already been used. Unhappy doesn’t describe how I’m feeling at the moment

[Robert @squatswithducks]

@MartinRossiter Oh man, that was just...sublime. Thank you so much

[Robert @squatswithducks]

@Wickes hi could someone contact me about a delivery please? The store number keeps hanging up on me, live chat isn’t working and your telephone line is constantly engaged. Cheers

[Sofía Villalpando @sofiabiologista]

Goals: Playing fetch with a beluga whale

[Robert @squatswithducks]

@TalkTalk That’s over WiFi

[Robert @squatswithducks]

@TalkTalk please help me understand why, when my current download speed is less than 1mbps, all your agent is trying to do is sell me a better deal? I just want working WiFi!

[Robert @squatswithducks]

@TalkTalk Hi Vicky. Average speed tends to be about 4mbps

[Robert @squatswithducks]

@ao hi! My 4 month old washing machine is broken - manufacturers have been out, haven’t been able to repair & are waiting for a part that’s out of stock. Not happy with this & want to speak with yourselves, but your system keeps sending me back to the manufacturer. Help please!

[Robert @squatswithducks]

@CadburyUK why put coffee flavoured chocolates in bags of mis-shapes? Everything now tastes of coffee 😢 #ruined

[Robert @squatswithducks]

@ChrisTwigger2 @hannism1 Longpigs at Cov uni was my first gig. Support was Octopus I think. absolute 90’s is pretty much permanently on in my car

[Funko @Funko]

RT & follow @funko for the chance to win a Bob Ross Pop! PEZ!

[David 'Bumble' Lloyd @BumbleCricket]

Retweet & follow today for the chance to win a signed, personalised copy of Around the World in #80Pints 🏏 🍺 Out on Thursday https://t.co/SOdzZA7oeH